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What do we say now?

Across all streaming services with a plus or a max in their names?)

Heck, even Housewives have those skills in spades.

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Was he ever right about anything?

1.Parvati Shallow

1.

This season, Im saying the same about Parvati, Ciries former ally.

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She is flirty and fun and makes friends easily, but is also behind some of thegreatest blindsidesinSurvivorhistory.

Will be best as:Traitor

2.Dan Gheesling

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After surviving his own funeral, the former teacher made it to the very end.

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A strategist and a gamer with an aw-shucks demeanor, Dan is never not a threat.

3.Ekin-Su Culculoglu

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Where you might know them from:Winner ofLove Islandseason eight with Davide Sanclimente.

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Shes charming and likable with a bitchy side, perfect for offing the competition.

4.Phaedra Parks

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Where you might know them from:The Real Housewives of AtlantaandMarried to Medicine.

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Phaedras mix of sincerity, humor, and utter ruthlessness will make her a formidable opponent.

5.Janelle Pierzina

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Where you might know them from:The bestBig Brotherplayer never to win.

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Relevant reality skills:Cirie was known as the best player to never winSurvivorand look how she did!

It doesnt speak well to Janelles ability not to be deceived by a traitor.

6.Trishelle Cannatella

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But her history makes her likely to be underestimated, which could work in her favor.

Will be best as:Faithful

7.Tamra Judge

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Where you might know them from:The Real Housewives of Orange County.

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Tamra is a great judge (ha!)

of character, unafraid to speak her mind and shout that it is my opinion!!

If she rooted out Vicki Gunvalsons grifter boyfriend, Brooks Ayers, she can find herself a traitor.

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8.John Bercow

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Where you might know them from:The former Speaker of the House in the U.K. Parliament.

(Whats he doing here and not onStrictly?)

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in the House of Commons.

9.Sheree Whitfield

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However, she is not known for being themost eloquentwhen under the gun.

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Will be best as:Faithful, but Sheree flaming out as a Traitor would be epic.

10.Sandra Diaz-Twine

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Where you might know them from:The first-ever two-time winner ofSurvivorduring the iconicPearl IslandsandHeroes Vs. Villainsseasons.

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Relevant reality skills: Shes not known as The Queen for nothing.

She perfected the strategy of anyone but me, which could be very helpful in this game.

Also, herrivalry with Parvati Shallowcould derail her whole game.

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11.Marcus Jordan

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If thats not some traitor shit, I dont know what is.

12.Peppermint

12.

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Where you might know them from:RuPauls Drag Raceseason nine.

13.Peter Weber

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Maybe skipping from one allegiance to another will help his game here or make everyone think hes a traitor.

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14.Deontay Wilder

14.

Where you might know them from:Hes like a boxer or something?

Will be best as:A Faithful, I guess?

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15.Maksim Chmerkovskiy

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You cant rumba your way out of getting murdered.

He will slay at the challenges though.

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16.Carsten Bergie Bergersen

16.

Where you might know them from:Love Island USAseason five.

Relevant reality skills:The former Dairy Queen manager has come a long way from his fast-food roots.

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He struggled to find love on his season and ended up with Taylor Smith and finished third.

17.Kevin Kreider

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Where you might know them from:Bling Empire, Netflixs reality version ofCrazy Rich Asians.

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Relevant reality skills:This model sure is real, real pretty.

18.Chris CT Tamburello

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19.Johnny Bananas Devenanzio

19.

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Will be best as:Hes screwed either way.

20.Mercedes MJ Javid

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Where you might know them from:Bravos regrettably canceledShahs of Sunset.

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Relevant reality skills:Being from the docusoap world, MJ has never really played a game.

In fact, onShahsshe spent most of her eight seasons running around as a ditzy, drunken mess.

21.Larsa Pippen

21.

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Will be best as:It honestly doesnt matter.

.Wild Card: Kate Chastain

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Where you might know them from:The freakinTraitors.

She was thebreakout starof season one and also seasons two through seven ofBelow Deck.

In anew trailerfor the second season, Alan Cumming says there is a new guest in the castle.

We then see Kate arrive with her bags, saying, Did you miss me?

and a shot of her at the roundtable asking, Who do we hate?

It sure seems like shes in the game, butThe Traitorsloves to fool us.

Unlike everyone else, Kate has played this game before and finished fifth.

Will be best as: An ornery Faithful, just like last time.