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But his friends and colleagues also seemed plenty eager to keep cranking up the flames on the grill.
Do you think Im doing this because I owe Kevin Hart a favor?
asked the man who hasfrequently driven in carswith comedians, including Hart, while getting coffee.
Or maybe I like the idea of Kevin Hart owing me a favor?
Im not gonna tell you.
Then he added, I cant think of much that Kevin Hart can do for me.
I dont want to be inJumanji.
Some went the obvious route by making jokes about Harts height.
Jimmy Fallon, channeling Johnny Cash, sang an entire song about how short Hart is.
Hes so humble and down-to-earth, but his feet dont touch the ground in a chair.
In a similar vein,J.B.
They serve alcohol in here.
Who brings an adolescent to a damn comedy club?
But it wasnt an adolescent at all.
Little boy had peach fuzz a little bit.
And Im glad it was here!
The hits kept on coming.
Some of that shit is pretty bad, but you know what?
This man makes a lot of money.
So did Rock: Kevins a smart businessman.
Hes the first person who ever got paid to get the Mark Twain Prize.
Thats right, hes getting $100K tonight, aint you, Kev?
And then you’re able to count on never hearing from him again.
At this point, you may be feeling a little bad for Hart.
Eddie Murphy aint comin to see your little ass, Cannon shouted.
I love you so much, he told Hart.
And never forget that I said it, because we only get to talk on podcasts.
Chris Rock and I would never play an arena before I saw you do it, he continued.
You made me dream bigger when you were younger than me.
But its inspiring, man.
There is nothing that can mean more than that.
He had an immediate response: You think it was an accident?
Fuck you, Nick.
I really thought Eddie Murphy was here.
J.B., you told everybody I stole my style from you?
Fuck you, J.B.!
