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Thomas Jolly, the man that you are!
It would have been enough to stage an opening procession on the Seine,E.
colibe damned, in a flag-bearing cavalcade unlike any before it.
During the La Vie en Rose section, one of the huge pinkcartes postalesdotting the river literally said Baguette!
It was anEmily in Parisfever dream.
Until it turned into anEmily in Parisbourgeois nightmare!
The headlessness and the heavy metal make this one of the coolest segments in a ceremony full of them.
Who knew Lady Gaga hamming it up in the Enchante segmentwouldntbe the highlight?