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February 14, 2024:They keep trying to make Four happen.

Each ritualistic effort to bring the Fantastic Four to movies ends in a cinematic calamity.

It didnt work in the preMarvel Cinematic Universe year of 2005, with Jessica Alba starring as Sue Storm.

A huge day forStranger ThingsalumQuinn, who wasalso announcedas starring in Bret Easton Elliss directorial debut!

The massive wave of relief that comes from knowing we dont have to seeJohn Krasinski as multiverse-Reedagain!

Happy Valentines Day from Marvels First Family!

One lingering question: Why release this on Valentines Day and make the whole thing Valentines Day themed?

In this imagining, everyone is dating everyone and H.E.R.B.I.E.

is some sort of sex robot.

I mean, theyre already giving away a Thing feet pic for free.

Now that Deadpool can saypeggingin a Marvel trailer, anything is possible.

In comics, Shalla-bal was the empress of her planet until Galactus came through to eat it up.

Norrin Radd became his herald in exchange for saving their planet, separating the lovers for eternity.

But we still dont have the big casting announcement we all want: whos voicing H.E.R.B.I.E.???

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