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Its time to go home.

HAPPY GILMORE, Adam Sandler, 1996, (c) Universal/courtesy Everett Collection

(Subtitle suggestion: Happier Gil-even-more.)

Like, can you really trust a dude who eats pieces of shit for breakfast?

The Sandmans gotta rise above it.

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