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Who is the headless woman whose disembodied hands serve him avocado toast?
The year is 2025, so you already know the answer to that last one is yes.
We also know this because Hall has basically said so.
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1: Attract new audiences
Like many of his ilk, Hall is a big sales funnel guy.
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2: Study, dont steal.
Honestly, respect for saying the quiet part out loud.
Remake that same video, but make it you, bro, hesays.
(Which parts of his morning routine are authentically Hall, then?
Its safe to say that no one else has ever done a four-minute dive into a pool.)
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Were almost never told) feeding them, cleaning for them, and even physically dressing them.
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(you could guess which ones get thousands of views and which ones get millions.)
But these are not the actual hooks of Halls videos.
