Interview With the Vampire
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PHEW!Interview With the Vampirehad me worried for a second there.
I knew season three hadnt been announced yet.
I knew this show wasnt cheap or easy to make.
And on top of it all, the season finale is titled, And Thats the End of It.
I want to follow these boys for 17 more books worth of stories.
Thank Akasha, its coming back, and were getting a Rockstar Lestat plot!
Now I can enjoy this season finale in peace.
Hahhahaha, just kidding.
Im watching in madness and delirium, as always!
He gets six by fire, two by blade, one by a combination of the two.
No legs, one arm, still clutching onto his clarinet.
(You cant spellkablooeywithout … Louis.
Sound it out.)
Or maybe in television history, period.
I would spit in them, and Id use her hot, wet ashes to pleasure myself!
These writers are the ones who need to be put on show-trial!
Thus ending a stylish, playful, and mildly disgusting mass revenge sequence.
I came here to have a think.
On my origins, he says.
He is so fun when mopey.
Nordic blonds on walls, dirty blonds in piles, right about where the gremlin stands now.
Cut to: Armand frowning.
RIP, Aaliyah, you legit would have loved this show.
Only notfinat all because Daniel springs some follow-up questions on the vamps, beginning with softballs.
Happy pride, everyone.
Flashback to Armand, directing a rehearsal, and Lestat clearly unhappy to be involved.
He didnt witness the play, Daniel tells Louis.
He directed the play!
It was Lestat all along who controlled the whole crowd to shout banishment!
saving Louis from death.
Armand just took credit.
Why did Armand want Louis to burn?
Whats the full story here?
Also: Pack up your shit and get out.
He thanks Daniel, shakes his hand, lights his laptop on fire, and leaves.
Omigod, to New Orleans!
It takes a scene like this toreallyhammer home how much Ive been missing Lestat all season.
Not just in flashbacks, not just as a ghostly apparition.
Lestat in the flesh, Lestating.
Louis asks why he never said that he was the one who saved him at the trial.
He brushes it off as no big thing, but its a huge thing.
Its cathartic, with Louis admitting his own wrongs and the two of them crying and grieving for Claudia.
Then they embrace so hard the house collapses in on itself.
Five million copies sold!
Daniels like,Its real!
Vampires are real!The host is likeEnough with the bit!
Hes dressed like Bad Boy Molloy: AC/DC shirt, leather jacket, sunglasses indoors.
After the news hit, hes on his cell phone talking with Louis likeLouis, baby!
Your royalty checks keep bouncing!But then he ditches the cell.
And theyre still talking.
And youknowhes got those colored contact lenses in!
Armand has turned Daniel into a vampire!
The Vampire Daniel Molloy!
Over vamp-telepath-voice-chat, he invites them all to try and take him at his high-security tower penthouse in Dubai.
Hell even leave the doors unlocked.
So, for all you cowards out there talking shit, talking about taking a run at me?
And hear it plain: I own the night.Hellllll yeeeeahhhhhhhhh!
For all their immortality, vampires have kind of short lifespans on account of all the violence and depression.
Do you think theyre Jeremy Strong fans?
Who was Armand spoon-feeding gray gruel to during the montage of Louiss time in the wall?
Of course, RJ texts like Thats an intriguing request …
Of course, Daniels username is Pulitzerootwo.
If Im not with him, Im nothing.
Armand is so disordered in a very relatable way.
She only thought it was small cause my testicles are so enormous!
A round of applause for Ben Danielss incredible work this season.
Genuine jump scare when Louis kicks Santiagos bodiless blond noggin at the camera.
He kicks the head in the book, too.
If theres one thing 1940s Armand was going to be doing, it was wearing suspenders.
Were Louis and Armand going to kill Daniel when the interview wrapped?
Or maybe Im misreading?
Maybe it was just more sushi?
Sam has been redeemed!
Agent VSB on the Trial!script is definitely Vampire Sam Barclay.
He was the Talamascas guy in Paris.
A king and an ally who I should never have doubted for even a second.
We need an animation here.
Its not clear how extreme the hoarding was.
Armands script notes are evil but hilarious.
Lestat shouting, You have no idea of Claudias strength!
Happy Fathers Day to all the dads in highly dysfunctional relationships with their daughters!
All the millennials are.
Lestat going Siri pause got a huge laugh from this intrepid recapper.
A great line: I didnt know it was a gift.
I wore it like a curse.
Another great line is when Daniel calls the WashingtonPostthe Bezos Bugle.
The news bleeped out Daniel saying, Blow me!
This break-up is clearly a necessary bit of healing for Louis.
