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This article was originally published to coincide with the North American solar eclipse on August 21, 2017.
It was republished during another eclipse on April 8, 2024.
In case youve forgotten: This video is glorious in its ridiculousness.
A shadow moves across a full moon.
Tyler looks plaintively out the window from underneath seven tons of eye shadow.
Enter the weird schoolboy.I told you this was 80s Hogwarts!
Except this kid is definitely not a Hufflepuff.
Gauzy shawls burst open doors.
Millie Bobby Brown shows up and starts throwing birds at the camera.
Male swimmers wearing goggles get doused by water.
A bunch of dancing ninjas burst onto the scene because, sure, why not?
Some guys sitting around a fancy dinner table toast-crash their goblets into each other.
Wait, hold on a second.The T-Birds fromGreasejust showed up.
And also:the cast ofFriday Night Lights.
Bonnie Tyler is getting upset.Despite the out-of-control wind machines, her layered hair still looksamazing.
Then Bonnie starts to run for it.Really, wouldnt you if you were in this video?
No, wait, he was just flying over to be closer to Bonnie.
But I guess things get confusing when youre living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
But the Angel fromAngels in Americais here to heal Bonnie Tyler.And also, everyone still watching this video.
Wait, what is this video about?
Is it about this womans suppressed feelings of longing, lust, and fear toward her students?
And then the second twist:One of these seemingly normal students has the glowing eyes!
And he, as well as his peers, advises Tyler to turn around!
It was actually a public service announcement.
