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Because of this, I have watched so many episodes ofThe Girls on the Bus.
Dale, played by Cole Escola, star of Off Broadway sensationOh, Mary!
Hows that Styles story coming?
he asks her in the middle of a press huddle about his candidates collapse.
Hows the food on Spirit Airlines, Dale?
Escola delivers a gasp for the ages while wearing a Creamsicle-colored sweater and cross-body bag.
He sings Youre So Vain at a media karaoke partyat herin the middle of a crowded room.
I have to respect the pettiness.
I must know what he does next.
Will Sadie get fired for this?
Who will be the next president in this fictional universe?
Will Sadie eventually hook up with this fake Mayor Pete guy?
(Seems uncomfortably plausible.)
All that matters is Dales pursuit of maniacally beige revenge.
