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Spoilers follow for the first three episodes ofThe Traitorsseason three, which premiered on Peacock January 9.
Suddenly, theyre entertaining!
OnVanderpump Rules, this man was smug, pathetic,punchable.
OnThe Traitors, hes so far out of his depth I cant stop laughing at him.
The way to redeem Sandoval wasnt througha true-love storywith Rachel Leviss.
In the first three episodes of season three, multiple strategy patterns have emerged.
Some players are keeping quiet and observing more than reacting, like Britney Spearss ex Sam Asghari.
None of these are necessarily atypical tactics.
Here, 20 Sandoval highlights fromTraitorsseason three.
Showing up at the castle wearing sunglasses, thatfamed lightning-bolt earring, and a kilt.
Tom, its Scotland, and overcast as hell.
From what weather phenomena are you shielding your eyes?
During the introduction phase ofthe premiere, future Bambis Nikki and Gabby establish a rapport by uniting against Sandoval.
Sandoval looks at theTraitorscast portraits and mutters that he looks like an inmate.
Well, buddy, you are kind of in an infamy prison of your own making.
You know what, rowing is hard.
But man, does Sandoval milk that pain in this talking-head interview.
You guys didnt even row to get that extra $20,000!
Look at Toms little jig at gaining a protective shield after that first challenge.
Who does this guy think he is, a hobbit?
Only sharing this one because you know it hurts Tom to be seen without all that hair product.
Why so much eye contact, Tom???
Tom has absolutely no idea.
His intuition is in the trash.
Does Alan keep the castle at like 85 degrees?
Does that help him roll his Rs better?
Did Toms hair gel melt down his body and collect under his armpits?
What nightmare material is that shirt made out of?
Is the stress justreallygetting to Tom 24 hours in?
That amount of perspiration is concerning!
Watch out, Tom Cruise, Sandoval istrying toHighlanderyou!
Wes calls Toms perspective propaganda, which is needlessly mean, but hes not wrong.
Sandovals just out here spouting spin.
Look beyond your own dislike, Chrishell!
Theyre giving ex-lovers who hate each other forced to spend time together at parent-teacher night.
The Were having fun, arent we?
smiles are too tight.
Toms one true moment of happiness in these first three episodes involved getting covered in glitter.
That fear becomes unabashed glee so quickly!
To quote Rust Cohle, this man knows who he is, and theres a victory in that.
Just probably not one onThe Traitors.
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