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ButHousewivesfans who are sticking to the original are making my social-media experience even worse.
Yes, Im talking about the people who keep coming for theRHONYreboot.
Even Mary Cosby told Andy Cohen the reboot put her to sleepright to his face.
I may be in the minority, but I think thatRHONYis actually pretty good these days.
Ramona could never (especially because she for sure votes red).
Jenna would never be on the oldRHONY.Neither would Erin or Ubah.
RebootedRHONYisnt aiming for unabashed catfights and public embarrassment.
Thats whyRHONYwas in line for a reboot.
Its like going into a Wendys and suddenly the burgers arent square.
(This metaphor was brought to you by Lisa Barlow.)
Maybe it would be easier if our old gals were still on TV.
Try the round burgers.
You might find them both delicious and XXPEN$IVE.
(Even though her mother, who Jenna had never met, shows up in the season-15 premiere.
Make it make sense.)
Knowing that Erin likes to do mushrooms would be the coolest thing about her.
Heck, it might even make me like her.
(Unlikely, but still.)
But well never know.
