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Points will be awarded for any or no reason.
The people are not happy.
Just whispers and sandwiches.
Lets see if any of the power-hungry goons on the show learn anything from it.
I bet they dont!
I shouted a little.
This will be reflected below through the use of many capital letters.
But there is other business to get to first.
Lets hand out some points.
.Rhaenyra Targaryen: 8 points
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Rhaenyra is fed up, man.
Her council is still back-talking her to her face.
(RIP Ser Steffon.)
And now there are loose dragons flying off and acquiring mysterious riders in the woods like rebellious teens.
This is why shes out here slapping people in hallways.
And carrying swords around.
And stealing tender embraces and smooches with mysterious figures who also hate Daemons stupid face.
I mean, no.
No, it is not.
But do I get it?
Heridiot sonremains extremely wounded from a dragon attack she blames herself for goading him into.
Hersad daughteris just kind of looking at birds a lot.
Moms will do that.
I suspect his reign will not be a long one.
Im so mad that I feel bad for this little goon.
DAEMON: But I am making progress, though.
THERAPIST: How so?
DAEMON: Im starting to say the things in the visions that I should have said in real life.
Acceptance, forgiveness, apologies, all of it.
THERAPIST: In a vision?
DAEMON: Oh no, that was real.
THERAPIST: Daemon, I d-
DAEMON: God, it feels good to feel good again.
Did I tell you my one enemy is dead and I thinkthe witch I likekilled him?
THERAPIST: Didnt you say you heard she visited your former lover, the one you had imprisoned?
Those two probably hate each other!
I hope Rhaenyra and Mysaria do karaoke together next week.
.Hugh the Scorpion Maker: 9 points
DID YOU SEE IT?
DID YOU SEE HUGH PET THE DOG?
I need the dog to claim one of the wild dragons.
I need to see him in a little helmet on a dragons back.
Notice I am not using the word want here.
In other words: good message, probably not the right messenger.
.Criston Cole: 4 points
He made a little stink face at Aemond that made me laugh.
Maybe the most useful thing hes done all season.
Four points seems fair.
That table is so cool, especially when its all lit up with candles like that.
I want to get an exact replica and put it in my dining room.
That would be fun.
.Jacaerys Velaryon: 2 points
Leave your mom alone, kid!
Shes doing the best she can!
Just give her a day pass and let her ride some roller coasters and eat a funnel cake.
She can bring the birdcages if she wants.
Is that whats happening here?
Man, thats kind of a bummer for Alyn.
And a lot of work.
I just want him to be happy.
He just wants to hang out in his leaky castle and have some dinner, man.
He didnt ask for all this.
Cut Simon some slack.
Well, consider this … Real go big or go home energy from Ser Steffon.
Or at least go big or get burned alive and slit your own throat.
But that doesnt have the same ring to it.
You get what I mean.
Good for Ser Steffon.
It didnt work out but I respect him for trying.
.Gwayne Hightower: 3 points
Gwayne was kind of cool and nice this week.
I dont think I liked it.Let Freddie Fox cook.
She might have killed a Tully to help him.
She can summon an owl and have it perch on her arm, which is just outrageously cool.
I want her to go to karaoke with Rhaenyra and Mysaria.
I bet she would crush literally any Stevie Nicks song.
