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Melania Trump showed up to her dudes inauguration in a hat so wide it impeded kissing.

The Inauguration Of Donald J. Trump As The 47th President

Trump could only get a teensy cheek peck when Melanias got that shit on.

Would you believe the new First Ladys taste incranium accessoriesis creating controversy online?

I know, I know, in a presidency that is otherwise so normal.

The main meme of the Trump Inauguration was Melanias hat and who the hat made Melania look like.

Is she the Hat Man, orMadmagazines mute little spy?

Choose your fighter below.

The Beer Baron

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This would make teetotaler Trump Rex Banner.

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