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As the inimitable Titus Andromedon taught us onUnbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, teeth are youroutside bones.
Now, thanks toGirls5eva, theyre also nightmare fuel.
What you are about to see you will never unsee.
Behold: What if a human had all their teeth pulled and replaced with a foxs?
Terrible with his eyes closed.
Terrible with his eyes open.
When we see Holland again, its with a mouth now full of tiny, needle-sharp, tapered protrusions.
Its nice that Holland ends up happy, but at what cost?
There are so many things wrong with this body horror; where to even start?
The proportions: The teeth are too small for his gums, so there are huge gaps.
(Whom does Holland go to for dental care now?
Maybe Gloria provides house calls.)
The visual: Do peoplereallyneed to open their mouths while they sing?
What if they just … didnt, and we could simply luxuriate in Hollands beard and butch flannel?
Being able to possess two seemingly opposing ideas at the same time, thats media literacy!
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