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How lucky are we?

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The bad news, however, is that racist robot dogs might be a thing.

Hey man, the world is a scary place Evils simply pointing out whats already there.

The case of the week: Father Ignatius has sent our team werewolf hunting.

Anyway, this of course, isnt a straightforward werewolf case.

They definitely arent supposed to be attacking at will, though, so somethings off.

They need to find the dogs specific owner.

Are robots actually scarier than werewolves?

Imagine Kristens delight the next morning when she finds her daughters completely in love with the thing.

The meeting leads them to a few important discoveries.

I truly cant wait until Kristen is forced to confront that her daughter wants to become a nun.

The amount of canned margaritas that woman will have to drink so you can process that revelation!

Yet another one of our 60 demon sigils.

Everything is connected onEvil!

Something tells me well find out just how connected in about 30 days when Lelands antichrist baby is born.

So much to look forward to!

Like, could you even imagine?

A woman in a leadership role?!

They do appease her though by offering her a corner office on the executive floor.

Im coming for you assholes, she vows.

Lelands plans for global demonic domination might be thwarted by some other players, too.

Victor LeConte shows up for another hilariously mysterious meeting with David.

Itll be interesting to see that come into play as things get, lets call them, more chaotic.

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Agh!

Whats happening to Andy?!

Kristen and Andy are at a loss.

Later, we find him in the bathtub, feverish and shivering.

Instead, they calm their dad down by singing one of their favorite childhood songs with him.

What does Ben decide to do?

Well, he seeks professional help … from Kurt Boggs.

This is not going to go well, is it?