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Hey, at least Timothys having fun, right?
It really is the agony and the ecstasy over here, babes!
Alas, here we are.
Theres a lot to cover and little time to do it, and those constraints show themselves a bit.
What a time we are having!
The second is when a woman named Ellie (Anna Chlumsky joins theEvilcrew!)
I dont know about you guys, but I guessed pretty early on that the two events were connected.
Shes lost her mother, her job, and her marriage seemingly in one fell swoop.
Lets talk about her immediate response, though.
Kristen goes off, and friends, it is a thing to behold.
Not to mention, Kristen has cheated on Andy as well.
(And when Andy brings up David, Kristenreallypops off.)
Perhaps the end of their marriage does warrant a bigger conversation but also, be better, dude.
Kristen comes home sobbing and finds Ben at her house and crumples into him.
She tells him everything about Andy and about the woman from the future.
Everyone needs a friend like Ben.
I love that Kristens response here is to ask him how and he immediately offers up poison.
Shed rather Andy get an STD and die a slow, agonizing death.
Our little sickos never disappoint!
(And that David needs Kristen.)
But of course David goes to see her.
This private space only ratchets up the sexual tension between these two.
The blocking of this scene is gorgeous.
It is certainly the sexiest comfort hug my stupid little eyes have ever seen.
I know Ben would back me up here.
The man obviously loves Kristen and she loves him, too.
They should be together.
David opens up about things hes obviously been bottling up for so long.
But he has made a commitment to God.
I will not break this promise, even if it breaks me.
Even if I need Kristen.
Its easy to believe that David really believes all of this to be true.
And, yet, isnt the argument kind of flimsy?
I was ready for Ben to take it in and follow up with a question about committing to Kristen.
Isnt that good and right, too?
Only Laura is home, but Ellie insists on handing it directly to Lexis, if possible.
Its all very ominous!
Thankfully, the Bouchard women are pretty smart.
While Ellie is in the bathroom, Laura runs out and grabs her license plate.
Both are great instincts.
Will we get a big sister confrontation?
Will Lexis be redeemed when all of this is done?
I do not know and we do not have the time at the moment!
Because now Ellie is upstairs.
Thankfully, Lauras home, because this kid is crushing it.
She heard her future self might be in town, and she said NOT TODAY.
She uses that handy-dandy air horn to surprise Ellie before she suffocates Timothy.
Kristen, finally able to break free from her nightmare, uses the stun gun.
Ben arrives, and they realize Ellie must be Andys new girlfriend.
Then they realize that she has escaped out the second-floor window.
This woman is resourceful!
By the time Kristen and David get to Andys clinic, Andy and Ellie have already run off together.
Does this mean Andy is still in the dark about his missing brain matter?
Will that change things once he learns the truth about whats happened to him?
It doesnt matter at the moment.
What matters is that Kristen and David are once again alone together.
Unfortunately, the mood is lesscan we make out for a littleand moreI have some terrible news.
(I refuse to believe this is the last well see of Wallace Shawn, though.)
He has to inform Kristen that on top of everything, shes also losing her job.
Kristen lets out a small that tracks laugh because, man, has she had a week.
His bumbling lawyer, Mr.
Stick (John Carroll Lynch!!
), advises him to take an insanity plea, which Leland than threatens Kurt into helping him secure.
Just as Leland is about to fire Mr. Leland keeps Stick around.
George the Demon snorting Sheryls ashes while wearing a Sheryl wig?
I really missed that guy.
