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That means production can keep salaries down (lucky them!
To rank highly, crew and captains!
Were not letting them off the hook here!
have to be exceptional at both of their jobs.
on his preference sheet.
199.Luke Jones
199.
Of course he was fired, and of course his behavior lands him dead last on this list.
198.Laura Bileskaline
198.
197.Gary King
197.
Yes, hes provided lots of great story lines, but this is a bridge too far.
196.Peter Hunziker
196.
195.Mila Kolomeitseva
195.
ChefBelow Deck MediterraneanSeason 4
194.Raygan Tyler
194.
She was sent to shore after only five episodes.
193.Emma Crouch
193.
She even walked out in the middle of Captain Glenn firing her because she needed a cigarette break.
192.Chandler Brooks
192.
When that improvement never came, he was walked off the plank after nine episodes.
191.Chris Brown
191.
DeckhandBelow DeckSeason 5
When he just couldnt do his job, Captain Lee fired him after six episodes.
On his way out, he said, I dont give a shit.
Im gonna get drunk on the beach and get laid.
At least he was good at making an exit.
190.Brian de Saint Pern
- and then got mad when she told everyone he broke up with her by text.
In a season notorious for its misogyny, he was one of the worst offenders.
189.Tanner Sterback
189.
Thank God she wasnt having it.
188.Ashley Marti
188.
Ashley refused to film the reunion andblamed the whole thing on the edit.
Yeah, that line never goes over well.
187.Shane Coopersmith
187.
When he slept through an alarm for an early shift, Captain Lee sent him packing after seven episodes.
186.Jessica Albert
186.
She packed her bags and hit the dock without even saying good-bye to anyone.
185.Jason Gaskell
185.
DeckhandBelow Deck MediterraneanSeason 7
The only introvert among a deck crew of extroverts, Jason never fit in.
The whining about everyone else didnt help, either.
184.Parker McCown
184.
His issues got so bad he eventually quit before the end of the season.
183.Seth Jacobson
183.
When Captain Kerry finally made it a reality, he turned into a petty dictator.
182.Jean-Luc JL Cerza-Lanaux
182.
Perhaps it seems unfair to rank him this low for stuff that happened postseason, but JL deserves it.
181.Tom Pearson
181.
Probably the biggest nautical fuck-up in franchise history.
Yeah, he was fired in episode seven.
180.Delaney Evans
180.
You know she wasnt contributing much if an overworked stew would rather let her go than rejigger bunk assignments.
179.Davide Morosi
179.
178.Matt Burns
178.
ChefBelow DeckSeason 5
This guy was a chef onBelow Deck?
Wait, this was the season where Kate Chastain had to come up with his menu.
177.Robert Phillips
177.
176.Chris Miller
176.
He wasnt terrible, just superfluous.
175.Kelsie Goglia
175.
DeckhandBelow Deck Sailing YachtSeason 3
She worked hard, had great hair, and didnt say much.
Whats great in the real world isnt always great in the reality world.
174.Lauren Burchell
174.
173.Baker Manning
173.
The only memorable thing she did was blank EJ Jansen when he went in for the kiss.
She was working too hard to get into the drama.
172.Nick Tatlock
172.
171.Julia DAlbert Pusey
171.
I do remember her being a hard worker.
170.Reid Jenkins
170.
169.Haleigh Gorman
169.
168.Diana Cruz
168.
She seems capable enough on the boat, though.
167.Wes ODell
167.
DeckhandBelow DeckSeason 9
A deckie who kept his head down, avoided the drama, and worked hard.
We love to see it, even if its kind of hard to remember seeing it.
166.Barnaby Birkbeck
166.
DeckhandBelow Deck Sailing YachtSeason 3
The name, the wild hair …
He sure was a lot.
Nice kid, but we only knew him for a few episodes.
165.Scarlett Bentley
165.
Good thing she was only an end-of-season replacement.
164.Paris Field
164.
163.June Foster
163.
Stew,Below Deck MediterraneanSeason 4
June June Hannah.
162.Emile Kotze
162.
DeckhandBelow DeckSeason 3
He was hot, but did he really do anything other than be hot?
Did he need to?
161.Max Hagley
161.
DeckhandBelow Deck MediterraneanSeason 2
Cute and lovable, first-time deckie Max made friends with nearly everyone on the crew.
Nothing bad to say about him, but not much else to say about him, either.
160.Emily Warburton-Adams
160.
StewBelow DeckSeason 4
Chef Bens adorable English girlfriend was so lovely.
If only there was more to say about her otherwise uneventful tenure.
159.Kevin Dobson
159.
Forgetting Captain Lee was sitting in on a guest dinner was strikes three through a million.
158.Danny Zureikat
158.
157.Mathew Shea
157.
He thenactuallyquit after a crew night out and decided to come crawling back the next day.
This guy was an absolute mess and not even that great of a chef.
156.Simone Mashile
156.
155.Jared Woodin
155.
154.Danni Warren
154.
153.Jenna MacGillivray
153.
While she was ignoring her duties, she was also yelling at her stews about slacking off.
152.Ross McHarg
152.
He did his job well enough, but stringing along someone who worked for him was deplorable.
151.Adrienne Gang
151.
Unlike the main ranking, this one goes from relative best to the absolute living worst.
Thanks, I guess.
Afterhe was reprimandedfor diving off the boat with Rocky Dakota, he decided it was time to leave.
Logan ReeseDeckhand,Below DeckSeason 2This late-season fill-in for four episodes seemed nice enough.
Yeah, none of us want him back.
Naturally Captain Lee was waiting for him with a plane ticket home.
He did all of this infour episodes.
She quit after three episodes and everyone rejoiced, including fans.
Absolutely terrible but also absolutely iconic.
This guy was bad news from the jump.
150.Caroline Bedol
150.
149.EJ Jansen
149.
148.Iain Maclean
148.
147.Gabriela Barragan
147.
146.Abbi Murphy
146.
And she had a wedding to plan!
145.Adrian Martin
145.
144.Laura Betancourt
144.
The classicBelow Deckexperience in just seven short episodes.
143.Benny Crawley
143.
Eventually, he came around, but man, could this guy whine.
142.Cloyce Martin
142.
Thank God he grew up.
141.Oriana Schneps
141.
And so smug, too!
140.Carrie ONeill
140.
Too bad she was only there for four episodes.
139.Jen Howell
139.
138.Cat Baugh
138.
Probably for the best.
137.Kasey Cohen
137.
But shell be most remembered for her love triangle with Joao Franco and Brooke Laughton.
She lost to Brooke, but shes probably not even mad about it since shes nowmarried to a woman.
136.Lexi Wilson
136.
Her bragging about her expensive apartment and nice bags?
Her coming for babyangel Zee Dempers for no good reason?
Her telling Chef Matthew Shea that his parents should have aborted him?
She was a litany of horrible right up until Captain Sandy fired her.
135.David White
135.
Before joining the show, Dave and chief stew Natasha Webb started a relationship while she had a boyfriend.
134.Natasha Webb
134.
All of these distractions made her management skills atrocious.
133.Jamie Sayed
133.
He was angry, manipulative, and always made himself out to be the hero of his own drama.
But the toxic masculinity really showed when the women onboard jokingly called him bitch andhe freaked the fuck out.
132.Katie Glaser
132.
She deserved better and should have dumped that loser.
131.Bryan Kattenburg
131.
130.Aleks Taldykin
130.
(Thank Poseidon, god of the sea!)
Whats most shocking is that he also showed up in two episodes ofVanderpump Ruleswhen he dated Kristen Doute.
129.Kyle Dixon
129.
128.Lewis Lupton
128.
BosunBelow Deck AdventureSeason 1
Usually bosuns are too overbearing, but this one was too wishy-washy.
He let his crew get away with everything, including being lazy.
To make it worse, he had Kyle Dickards back when he threatened to beat up another deckhand.
127.Tyler Rowland
127.
Very much a punch in but good at his job.
126.Keith Allen
126.
124.Elizabeth Frankini
124.
But her begging for her job after her dismissal is one of the cringiest moments inBelow Deckhistory.
123.Ashling Lorger
123.
122.Magda Ziomek
122.
What is she, a 15-year-old?
121.Leon Walker
121.
After that, Captain Lee told him to pack his knives and go.
Oops, wrong Bravo show.
120.Ryan McKeown
120.
And he was mean to Aesha Scott.
119.Jessica Condy
119.
Yeah, she was no fun.
118.Max Salvador
118.
The lazy and whiny Frenchman would rather flirt with stew Lily Davison than do his job.
He was really nice to look at while he was being horrible, though.
117.Michael Gilman
117.
He couldnt do anything right, except for suck up to his bosun.
116.Bruno Duarte
116.
Since hes left the boat, he hasbeen on a rampageagainstCaptain LeeandKate Chastain.
115.Joe Bradley
- could agree on is that hes bad with the ladies.
114.Ashton Pienaar
114.
Ashton seems not good at anything, including his job.
113.Heather Chase
113.
When following Black cast member Rayna Lindsay to the bathroom, she repeated the slur after Rayna used it.
She thought it was innocent; it was not.
It was an incident that fueled a million Twitter fights.
112.Sierra Storm
112.
111.Anthony Iracane
111.
Captain Kerry was right to let him go.
110.Faye Clarke
110.
Chief StewBelow Deck AdventureSeason 1
She wanted the deck crew to do half of her work.
Sure, they were lazy, but at the end of the day, the interior is her domain.
109.Natasha De Bourg
109.
ChefBelow Deck Sailing YachtSeason 2
This chef couldnt do much of anything.
She couldnt poach an egg.
She couldnt make enough pita bread.
At least that last one was fun to watch.
108.Adam Glick
108.
107.Jamie Jason
107.
Once she recovered, she then had to be quarantined with the flu.
Get this woman a doctor!
106.Samantha Orme
106.
LeBeau got caught swimming and drinking on charter.
105.Nico Scholly
105.
At least Nico stuck around.
104.Dylan Pierre De Villiers
104.
Deckhand,Below DeckSeason 11
Never has someone so conventionally handsome had so little game.
103.Wes Walton
103.
102.Alissa Humber
102.
Then she flirted with Ross McHarg even though he was already hooking up with another crew member.
With just a few episodes left to go, she got her plane ticket home.
101.Camille Lamb
101.
The only person sad to see her go was Ben Willoughby, who was hooking up with her.
100.Barbie Pascual
100.
This stew had the skills but not the attitude, especially to her boss Fraser Olender.
She knows that part of the job is taking orders, right?
This self-styled spoiled girl was erratic both in her mood and her boatmance with Kyle Stillie.
99.Johnathan Shillingford
99.
ChefBelow Deck MediterraneanSeason 9
Whenever were told a chef is self-taught, red flags go up.
98.James Hough
98.
A deckhand so hot the guests were literallyfighting over him.
97.Ben Willoughby
97.
But he did a good enough job to be invited back as bosun for the following season.
96.Kiko Lorran
96.
95.Ross Inia
95.
94.Brianna Adekeye
94.
93.Adam Kodra
93.
Still, Captain Jason could have tried harder to turn him around before firing him.
92.Marie Sunny Marquis
92.
He made her feel clingy, but all she wanted was basic respect.
91.Nathan Gallagher
91.
Charming, handsome, funny,andgood at his job.
Can we have him back, hey?
90.Gael Cameron
90.
She entered the season with a boyfriend and struggled with finding her place among the deck crew.
She finished the season with Nathan Gallagher and having learned everything she needed to flourish while scrubbing the teak.
89.Tiffany Copeland
89.
Good work, Hannah … and Tiffany, I guess.
88.Brooke Laughton
88.
When he returned the next season, she did not, and the relationship ended.
87.Rayna Lindsey
87.
Rayna deserved better than what she got, but still made plenty of drunken mess herself.
86.Xandi Olivier
86.
She just wanted to clean the beds, do the laundry, and stay the hell out of it.
85.Kat Held
85.
84.Francesca Rubi
84.
Lucky for all of us her season got cut short by COVID.
83.Connie Arias
83.
82.Lauren Cohen
82.
81.Conrad Empson
81.
But hell forever be remembered as Hannah Ferriers BF who started slacking once they got together.
80.Jessica More
80.
They broke up soon after.
79.Paget Berry
79.
), but he couldnt handle the crew drama.
Thats a donkey-dick move.
78.Ciara Duggan
78.
Paget Berrys girlfriend worked on deck but handled the interior in the off season.
77.Elena Ellie Dubaich
77.
76.Bri Muller
76.
Captain Sandy had to get involved when Bri kept losing her knickers.
She threw herself at Joe Bradley more than once, which made her feud with Ellie Dubaich.
The two are a perfect match: both awful at their jobs but drama for days.
75.Sydney Zaruba
75.
Most of this is Garys fault, but cmon, sis!
74.Georgia Grobler
74.
StewBelow Deck Sailing YachtSeason 1
Madison Stalkers only ally against their awful boss, chief stew Jenna MacGillivray.
The pair developed a friendship that was better than Georgias flirtation with the very-taken first mate Paget Berry.
Oh, and do you know she has adance single?
73.Robert Westergaard
73.
Too bad he skipped it to follow Jess to Bali.
72.Kelley Johnson
72.
Not cool, but fun to watch.
71.Amy Johnson
71.
StewBelow DeckSeasons 2-3
Her first season she clashed with just-arrived Kate Chastain, leading to some memorable tension.
70.Jaimee Neale
70.
69.David Pascoe
69.
68.Chase Lemacks
68.
67.Travis Michalzik
67.
66.Alli Dore
66.
65.Dani Soares
65.
64.Joao Franco
64.
63.Jake Foulger
63.
Despite this, he was so good at his job he got promoted to lead deckhand.
Hes since made a second career of getting his bits out with a very racy Twitter (NSFW!)
62.Rhylee Gerber
62.
Yes, she was drama personified, but she was usually right!
61.Kyle Viljoen
61.
StewBelow Deck MediterraneanSeasons 7-8
He was excellent with the guests and always the life of the party.
Unfortunately, the fuel for this engine was gossip, recriminations, shade, and drama.
He was one of the most toxic people on reality television, and that says a lot.
He put the hate in love to hate.
60.Natalya Scudder
60.
But good at her job and good at drama gets her high on the list.
59.Mark Howard
59.
CaptainBelow Deck MediterraneanSeason 1
As Hannah Ferrieronce said, He was the opposite of Captain Sandy.
He kind of drove the boat and stayed in his cabin, so it was lovely.
What made her job easy made the show, in its first season, a bit hard to watch.
But we will speak no ill of the dead, and hediedin 2021.
58.Culver Bradbury
58.
He wrote her a Will you be my girlfriend Y/N?
57.Marcos Spaziani
57.
ChefBelow Deck Sailing YachtSeason 3
Nice guy, good chef, easy demeanor.
There should be more like him, but then we wouldnt have a very exciting show.
56.Lucy Edmunds
56.
55.Tom Checketts
55.
After Chef Kiko got the ax, Malia White convinced Captain Sandy to hire her then-boyfriend Tom.
Problem is he sucked, not as a chef but as a person.
Dont come for our Aesha!
54.Kyle Stillie
54.
Barbie Pascual never should have been so conflicted about their hookup.
53.Byron Hissey
53.
That made him great at only half of his job.
Dude, the cameras are there for a reason.
52.Kasie Faddah
52.
She worked hard and kept her head down among a tumultuous crew.
Flirtatious and fun-loving, she was one of the few highlights of this nonstarter of a franchise.
Now if only we could figure out where her accent is actually from.
51.Jack Luby
51.
50.Madison Stalker
50.
49.Nathan Morley
49.
48.Mads Herrera
48.
This is what feminism looks like.
47.Brittini Burton
47.
Terrible name but an excellent deckhand.
Toiling away underUber-masculine bosun Jamie Sayed wasnt easy, but she always did her work without complaining.
46.Ileisha Dell
46.
ChefBelow Deck Sailing YachtSeason 4
She kept her head down and cooked without any drama.
45.Lily Davison
45.
44.Alex Propson
44.
43.Tyler Walker
43.
42.Courtney Skippon
42.
41.Jessika Asai
41.
She came aboard with the refreshing attitude ofIm a follower, not a leader.
Just tell me what to do.
40.Margot Sisson
40.
All around a good, if tumultuous, showing.
39.Jen Riservato
39.
38.Jennice Ontiveros
38.
DeckhandBelow DeckSeason 2
Lets give it up for our first female deckie.
Do you think she ever told her boyfriend?
37.Storm Smith
37.
36.Kerry Titheradge
36.
The same goes for his inattention in helping Fraser Olender navigate a sticky season with Barbie Pascual.
Maybe he just needs a few more seasons.
35.Lloyd Spencer
35.
Couldnt love him more.
34.Alex Radcliffe
34.
33.Izzy Wouters
33.
Maybe thats why she switched from interior to deck crew early in the season.
32.Hayley De Sola Pinto
32.
Bonus points for her amazing hair.
31.David Bradberry
31.
Lets not forget when his boyfriend Trevor proposed to him over Skype.
Theyre broken up now, though.
Someone should slide into those DMs.
30.Luka Brunton
30.
29.Tony Duarte
29.
Still, he was a committed worker and ray of sunshine in an otherwise dark season.
28.Jack Stirrup
28.
(Still no clue how he got that off his skin.)
Hecheated on Aeshaafter filming wrapped, and still I cant hate him thats how charming he is.
27.Harry Van Vliet
27.
This lanky goofball was always the life of the party.
He didnt mind being ogled by guests and would take any chance to put on his budgie smugglers.
A great no-mess addition to any crew.
26.Lara Du Preez
26.
She had no tolerance for Max Salvador, and her bluntness was refreshing.
Get this lady back as a bosun.
25.Anastasia Surmava
25.
24.Glenn Shephard
24.
He sure is nice, though.
23.Tzarina Mace-Ralph
23.
ChefBelow Deck Down UnderSeason 2
Hilarious and chaotic but ultimately a great chef.
At leastshe called him fake to his face.
22.Colin Macy-OToole
22.
He did his job, never complained, and was always a wholesome treat.
21.Tumi Mhlongo
21.
20.Josiah Carter
20.
19.Malia White
19.
DeckhandBelow Deck MediterraneanSeason 2BosunBelow Deck MediterraneanSeasons 5-6
Drama follows Malia around like the stink lines behind Pepe Le Pew.
18.Mzi Zee Dempers
18.
17.Bobby Giancola
17.
He did get in trouble for making out with someone, but itwas a guest.
16.Sandy Yawn
16.
CaptainBelow Deck MediterraneanSeasons 2-8Below DeckSeason 10
Theres no more divisive figure in the franchise than Captain Sandy.
Some see her as very involved with the crew, and some see her as a micromanager.
15.Raquel Rocky Dakota
15.
Stew,Below DeckSeason 3
There are very few stews who did as much with one season as Rocky.
She was a one-woman chaos agent, and well never forget her.
14.Katie Flood
14.
Ask her back already, especially considering shes dated several dudes from the show and Tom Schwartz onWinter House.
13.Courtney Veale
13.
Oh, if only she could have loved Zee back, they would have been the perfect go-getting couple.
12.Bugsy Drake
12.
(Sadly, she was on Malias side of that argument.)
Why hasnt production brought the fan favorite back for another round on the high seas?
Oh, and did you know her real name is Christine?!
11.Colin Macrae
11.
He deserves better than the two of them.
10.Fraser Olender
10.
9.Daisy Kelliher
9.
8.Jason Chambers
8.
CaptainBelow Deck Down UnderSeason 1-2
The foxiest man on Bravo might also be one of the best leaders.
Theyre one of the best duos to watch, especially when he gets down to his budgies.
7.Eddie Lucas
7.
6.Rachel Hargrove
6.
5.Lee Rosbach
5.
In a decade at sea and in front of the cameras!
he managed to do neither.
4.Hannah Ferrier
4.
Even so, she always got along with the guests (and the fans!)
before being ousted for having a Below Deckpen and some Valium onboard that she didnt declare to the captain.
We always knew that her panic attacks would be her downfall (Its the anxiety, Sandy!
), but even when she was freaking out, she was still freakin great TV.
3.Ben Robinson
3.
As annoying as he could sometimes be, that British accent always won over crew members and fans alike.
2.Aesha Scott
2.
He seems to view her not as an inferior but as a friend.
Who else but a friend would put in his contacts every day?
She struggled with two difficult stews on her return toMed, but she eventually figured it out.
Thats the thing about our girl: always winning, always nice.
1.Kate Chastain
1.
Chief StewBelow DeckSeasons 2-8
The success of the whole franchise arguably lies on Kates shoulders.
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