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And were on it!
Well be tracking all the presenter pairs,surprise wins, and acceptance speech moments both ridiculous and sublime.
Sean Baker was right, streaming sucks!
The Oscars just became a meta-text re-enactment ofThe Substance.
Does it look likeAnorais winning Best Picture?
No one has ever wanted to go home more than Cillian Murphy
Maybe Ralph Fiennes.
Club Chalamet has spoken
The Academy made their decision.
Okay but why didnt Adrien Brody kiss Cillian Murphy?
My mom just texted me, Is this the best Oscar ceremony in many many years?
And I texted, Yes.
Why didnt more people in the audience aside from Ariana, Cynthia, and Colman stand up and dance?
Its score by Daniel Blumberg!
Its like when youre on hold with the bank and you hear your call is important to us.
Or Chadwick Boseman loses posthumously.
This In Memoriam music is all wrong.
Its that music that plays when grape juice spills on a carpet in slow motion in a paper-towel commercial.
Especially with David Lynchs passing!
They couldve had someone sing Llorando.
Or Mysteries of Love.
It really is more powerful with live vocals.
Or if they just wanted instrumental, Laura Palmers theme??
That music just wasnt terribly sentimental, it was ominous.
It should be SAD and SWEET not SCARY.
Lacrimosa is like the most on the nose an In Memoriam can get???
Morgan Freeman starts speaking and now I feel like hes introducing a new Chappelle special.
Will never forgive Chappelle for this.
Cant you see that we are intertwined?
There is another way.
Its not too late, Abraham says.
See this movie now, yo.
ESPECIALLY IF IT IS A GIANT SPACE WORM.
HE CAN PLAY THE PIANO AND HE CAN PLAY THE HARP HE IS SO TALENTED.
Lotta people talking about who should be the next James Bond.
Lotta people talking about how June Squibb was robbed of a nom forThelma.
Theres a great way to fix both these problems, folks!
I think I approve of theme dressing now.
Just realized Rossellini is wearing blue velvet
A really sweet tribute to David Lynch.
No guarantees, but Brighton Beachs chances are looking up.
That ceremony presented the crafts categories by letting the individual nominees monologue about themselves and their art.
Tonights approach was a welcome improvement.
Lithgow really killing it tonight
Bowen, we barely know each other.
Proof that cats are Oscar voters
FLOWHIVE WE RISE
MEOW MEOW MEOW!
Flowwins for best animated film, the evil (Inside Out 2) has been defeated!
Impromptu tributes to Goldie Hawn?
Ever so slightly Elon-ish but tbh the wuvvable rascal gets away with it!
Excited to see what role he takes on next after this wild couple of years.
Awards ceremonies have been an unusually transparent look into Kieran Culkins reproductive planning?
I cant tell, but amongst a bunch of safe choices, it stands out.
June SquibbSparkly caftan key in thing!
Demi MooreShe came to win an Oscar and she goddamn deserves it in this dress.
The reminder we have to endure another 12 months of this press tour!
All we want from an event like this.
What to watch for tonight
What would be an Oscar Night without stakes??
Tonights Academy Awards are about more than just gold statues handed out in 23 categories.
Theyre the culmination of months worth of campaigns, speculation, scandal, and most of all narratives.
We Oscar freakslovea good Oscar narrative, and tonights show will feature the payoff for a bunch of them.
What does it all mean??
A win forThe Brutalistwouldnt be great forAnora; a win forConclavecould signal an upset brewing.
If Madison pulls out the upset here, theAnoranarrative will feel mighty strong.
Dont be shocked ifThe Brutalists Brady Corbet sneaks out a win.
At that time, Brody broke the record as the youngest Best Actor winner ever at age 29.
How does Conan transition out of this Ari-Cynthia opening performance?
Ariana did Somewhere Over the Rainbow whileCynthia followed withHome fromThe Wiz.
Julianne Hough screaming into a tiny mic making Timmy uncomfortable
Down with tiny mics!!!
Really adding another layer toChallengers Oscars shutout.
Even for best score??
The horny women and club rat gays of cinemaland will never forget this slight.
This is actually a day of tragedy for Challengers enjoyers.
Guy Pearce is wearing a Free Palestine pin
Swoon.
The first GlamBOTs are hitting the feed
Elle Fanning,Ethan Slater, andMatt and Bowen.
Happy 11th Oscar anniversary, Ellens Cursed Group Photo!
March 2nd, 2014 is a day that will live in Oscar infamy.
Anyway, eleven years!
A lots happened since then, huh?
Then he said I will see what we can do and it sounded like he was planning a heist.
(Both of these suggestions were reportedly made by actress Bette Davis.)
The event lasted a shade under two hours.
The frills, the poofs, the pinks I cant handle a whole other press cycle of these looks!
Free Ariana: For Good.
