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You have to be at least slightly delusional to agree to be on a reality show.
.That Something About Her Will Ever Open
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Ill believe it when I have the double-taste-tested sandwiches in my hand.
Who is this bespectacled man?
Why does he have the rarest bottle of water in America?
Are references to cum a normal part of a water sommelier tasting experience?
Are they a normal part ofanysommelier experience?
.Sandoval Claiming Ariana Doesnt Clean Out the Litter Box
Thomas!
You are on a reality-television show!
You go on pedal boat dates together.
Youve said I love you to each other.
He said he would be happy tomarryyou, for gods sake.
Whats a hairdresser to do but take out her pent-up emotions on that stupid brunette head of his?
You made him Kim Kardashian platinum blonde as glorious revenge for his sins.
What part ofthis whole thingdid you think would make this more civil?
Was it the sexy hot-tubbing while your girlfriend was away at her grandmothers funeral?
The fact that you dressed up as the girl you were secretly banging for Halloween?
That your girlfriend found out about this monthslong affair by finding a sexy FaceTime recording on your phone?
Theyarebroken up, right?
I should try talking to her more about her ex and see if that helps.
Redemption arcs dont typically include red-faced, arms-flailing scream sessions.
You know how Katie feels about Jo.
You know how Katie deals with anger.
