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Unfortunately for Slim, the world has changed.
Eminem remains a commercial force to be reckoned with and willlikely debut at No.
The fact that these lyrics come from the POV of a noxious character doesnt make them any more palatable.
Heres to hoping he stays dead.
(Houdini)
Its truly baffling thatanyone,anywherefinds humor in Megan Thee Stallion getting shot in the feet.
She got shot and literally tried to walk it off!
Also, this double entendre is dumb as hell.
What, did you drop dead in my lap?
You call that head?
But coming from the mouth of rape-joke enthusiast Slim Shady, its just too much.
(Renaissance)
Get it?
His nuts are so big they hang really low!
(Brand New Dance)
Eminem has a long and storied history of beefing with Christopher Reeve.
Truly a class act.
Say it with your whole chest, bruh.
In the coupe leaning back my seat / Bumpin R. Kellys favorite group, the Black Guy Pees.
(Houdini)
Eminem may be the last person who still thinks R. Kellys sex crimes are funny.
Somewhere, will.i.am is wondering how he got dragged into this.
By the way, I think I just gave Skylar Gray Hepatitis A.
(Houdini)
Its the least explicit bar on this list but the most embarrassing.
