Emily in Paris
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Nothing gets the one percent going like horse sports.
Emily is wearing a mauve and pink checkerboard pattern from her bucket hat (no) to her boots.
Very ugly, sorry to say.
Mindy reports her plan to lip sync her Crazy Horse debut, thanks to Benoit (ooOOooOh!)
for assisting on the prerecord.
I am giving up hope regarding Emily (on the outfit alone) when in gallops MARCELLO.
I knew hed be back!
He is called the Italian Stallion and, what do you know?
Hes friends with Nico.
Did you read Emily St. John MandelsThe Glass Hotel?
I think about this all the time!
She does describe him as quite heroic, though, and immediately starts talking to him about work.
(Also, it seems like the sort of thing Mindy would have alerted to her immediately.
Yes, c’mon.
That, or itll be Benoit.
The office has a new toy: an espresso machine!
I like her masc look, but why is her jacket gold?
Is she a magician?
Genevieve needs a place to live, and Emily catches herself before she can recommend the apartment.
Good girl, Emily.
The espresso machine is courtesy of a new client, Bavazza.
Everyone in the office speaks Italian except for Emily.
And yet the meeting is taking place in English.
I see we have identified hisonlyredeeming quality.
Julien gloats as Emily tries to manage her young charge, who is out-Emilying her.
What do you know, Emilys goatherd is Marcello Muratori, heir to this particular fortune.
Wearing this is a symbol you have exquisite taste, Sylvie says.
So why did Marcello send it to you?
Mindy is wearing … a breastplate/necklace that looks like the outline of actual breasts with pearls for nipples?
A reference, perhaps, to her Crazy Horse work?
I hate Emilys peplum, but I respect her bold makeup.
I must ask: Why is her performance outfit so tacky when her audition fit was so good?
Mindy gives big vocals to Oops!
And also, WHY is she singing an American pop song in English?
Backstage, Nico is confused and relieved about Mindys performance and irritated at Benoits presence.
Alas, he is flying back to Rome today.
And all theyve done is hold hands!
Gabriel is there with this sad, floppy early-Bieber hair.
Emily is trying, yet again, to make their friendship work.
And then Marcello arrives!
Id rather miss a flight than miss a party is his excellent mantra.
Good thing Emily wore that scarf he gave her!
He politely excuses himself, and for some insane reason Emily chases after him.
He WAS a jerk; let it GO.
While Emily runs after Gabriel, Sylvie introduces herself to Marcello.
Her Italian is impeccable, naturally, but for some reason, they are speaking English.
Hell send her a ticket!
Emily, What is there to think about?
I bet shes never used a single vacation day.
Time to cash them in!
Getting left on that mountain was the best thing that ever happened to her.
