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Next up is Emil Wakim.
Like, my parents took off work to watch their son get crucified by 12 white children.
So I went through with it!
I had robes on and all that shit.
We walked around the school outside, and I washed 24 feet and then was fake murdered!
There is a tape of this somewhere I know there has to be!
If you were immortalized as a cartoon character, what would your outfit be?I love this question.
Im always buying a pair of pants and being likeThese are me forever.
Like a month ago, it wouldve been a pair of light-brown corduroys.
Also, am I getting immortalized in the summer or in the winter?
Okay, sorry my answer is still the cardigan and pants.
Its still crazy to me that I survived it.
Just the anticipation leading up to the taping was crazy.
I was so anxious, it didnt even register.
Im shocked I could fall asleep at all the night before.
He was on Jimmy Fallons.
(Not Jimmy Fallon JimmyFallonS.)
I also think its cool that a ton of comics are moving to nonL.A.
or N.Y. cities at a certain level.
Having a backyard with a pergola and some string lights thats really making it to me.
Tell us everything about your worst show ever.
(This can involve venue, audience, other acts on the lineup, anything!
The show ended up being kind of fun, shockingly.
It was like 30 naked 40-to-50-year-olds just sitting in mismatched chairs in this cabin.
They loved it and were super-fun after that because I, like, bought into their thing.
The lesson is: Always pander to the audience.
That really blindsided me.
I couldnt believe we were all really doing that.
Its so annoying you cant use that as a reason.
And then the jury would stand up and applaud me.
But I do pay all my taxes on time now, I think.
Am I right, folks?!
Its just a skill that is ruining the world and may even lead to the downfall of civilization.
Feed em slop, and its become a motto amongst a bunch of our friends.
Its just so perfect.
Its so funny for a magician to have that amount of darkness in them.
I truly think about that like once a week.
