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Uninspired, impoverished, and thoroughly uninvolving,Love Hurtspurports to give the retired-killer-returns subgenre a romantic spin.
The tragedy isnt that the film winds up not accomplishing any of these things.
Knuckles (Daniel Wu).
Anyway, now shes back, and Knuckless men are hunting both her and Marvin.
Shockingly, thats sort of it.
He spouts endless platitudes about his new life, and she gets some words in about facing the past.
These are phrase-length character premises that cannot possibly fuel a feature-length enterprise.
Does it even count as a movie?
(Its Valentines Day, you see, and people are in their feelings.)
But here, the subplot just hangs pointlessly in the air.
Is it just ill-conceived, or is it whats left of a movie thats had its guts ripped out?
We may never know.
Even worse, we may not care to ever find out.
