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RIP to theLate Nightband.
One of the few advantages old-school late night has over your average YouTuber is spectacle.
Look at howThe Tonight Showuses the Roots for random sound bites.
Look at how the Roots accompanied Ariana Grande onImagine,one of thejuiciest momentsin recent 30 Rock memory.
But that would be petty toward the excellent work other shows did duringthe DNC.
And for those reasons, we must celebrate.
Desi Lydic says Hillary Clinton killed her speech at the DNC, but itll be ruled a suicide.
Shout-out to making an Epstein joke during such a chill moment for the Democratic Party.
Shouter-out to linking Epstein to Hillary, and shoutest-out to girlboss Lydic for being the one to do it.
Girlies calling out girlbosses for alleged girlcrime, hell yeah!
Prodigal Son Conner OMalley
The No.
But Seths down to clown, and Conner is down to provide condoms for said clowning.
See How I Rank on Late Night?
Very Cutesy, Very Demure
A lot of you bitches would assert yourself higher on the ranking.
She was posted up next to Guillermo when she should have been face-to-face with RuPaul.
But then I thought,No, this is still a fun bit.
But Ortega sawed through Fallon like some sort of Monty Pythonlevel lumberjack.
Hes so mad shes unfooled by the (admittedly great) yarn he spins.
Every word was like knives, and every knife was like a chainsaw.
Also, how chummy she was with Catherine OHara?
Point is,Beetlejuice BeetlejuicedropsSeptember 6.
