Denise Richards and Her Wild Things
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As I said when I recapped thefirst two episodesofDenise Richards & Her Wild Things, I root for Denise.
That means, by default, I root for this show.
Denise has given us another lizard memorial, this time for Brooke Muellers longtime companion Godzilla.
Im already over all the reminders of how totally wacky these people are.
The constant insistence on weirdness is starting to feel like theshes so crazzzzzzzy!
Love her!meme.
Unfortunately, she spends more time listening to Denise explain Godzillas memorial than anything else.
Erika says she felt judged, and they apologize to each other.
You cant just take cameras along on your errands and call it a show!
Sami feels like she always has Lolas back, and that Lola doesnt do the same for her.
Heres what Ill say about the lizard memorial itself: Its actually lovely.
Theres a cake made out of Fig Newtons, his favorite food.
Everyone gets up to talk about their memories of Godzilla.
I really miss this little guy, Aaron offers.
I saw him and Im like, that guys really special.
Sami finds this morbid, but as Denise loves to remind us, life is short.
Its fairly disastrous, but this is all part of Denises audition for her own cooking show.
Cant argue with that, so why did we spend several minutes watching it on TV?
But I do think this is a better episode for Denise overall.
Hey, nobodys perfect.
Also dark: Sami revealing shes paying to get a nose that looks more like her mothers.
This sounds very chill to me until he uses the phrase, We just filet your natural anatomy.
Im honestly sorry to even put it in writing.
Lola even says, I can do all things through Christ while assembling a dog crate.)
Like Lola, I fail to see why this is a big deal.
Wasnt she going to find out imminently anyway?
Denise being topless except for pans, on the other hand, is an attention-grabber.
Listen, I love the shamelessness and the naked (no pun intended) ambition.
(Im dying to seeAngels Fallen: Warriors of Peace.)