Deal or No Deal Island

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Im just going to come out and say Im sick of Dr. Will.

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Everyone hates him, and even worse, hewantseveryone to hate him.

This is all Part of the Plan one gamers scheme to make the show all about him.

Lets just hope hes not as good as he thinks he is.

Each week, we get a few minutes hanging around with the cast before their excursion.

Its a small but precious window into island life when bonds are made and broken.

Unfortunately for our favoriteBlack Widow,Parvati, Will accidentally reveals to the group that shesSurvivorroyalty.

Maybe hell let that one slip over breakfast next week?

Its a smart way to build trust fast, but it could have backfired if anyone had compared notes.

Its not just Parvati, either.

would be flying high after sending Sydnee home last week, but nope!

Shes moved right on to setting her sights on Will and his eerily poreless skin.

One player must convince the others to free them first.

Whatever these games seem to want from him, he tells us, hes gonna do the opposite.

In this case, that means walking along the path and somehowstillnabbing the $1.22 million briefcase.

It turns out the teams were irrelevant from the moment the players took off running.

Cue yet another moment that makes me wonder if C.K.

really has what it takes to win this game.

The minute our host, Joe Manganiello, tells the group whats what, C.K.

Because Rock wanted to face the banker last week, C.K.

figures it makes sense to leave him eligible this week.

The strategy is sound, but her approach is so aggressive that it takes even Parvati aback.

I admire any woman who readily speaks her mind, but I worry that C.K.

cant keep her cards close enough to the vest.

Naturally, hes in the bottom.

Alongside him are Seychelle and La Shell, whose team total doesnt even scratch $2 million.

The path forward from here is obvious: Rock will face the banker.

Rock might not be a very strong player on these excursions, but hes not stupid.

The vibe at camp is like cockroaches in the middle of the night, he says.

Turning on the lights, they were just scrambling.

This weeks round of Deal or No Deal is tragic in more ways than one.

After weeks of lackluster gameplay and limited screen time, Rock really brought theyeehawenergy this week.

Even sadder, however, is the nature of Rocks deal-making demise.

He selects the $2.925 million case, leaving only one high-value case on the board.

Usually, players are wrong about this.

Usually, theyve got, like, $5.

But not this time.

This time, Rockdidhave the $1.34 million case which means that $250,000 was a bad deal.

Its time to go home.

He takes it like a champ, but damn, Id be sobbing.

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See you all next week!