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Does the plot make sense?
Whatever you say, gorgeous.
British Rating:-1/10 Rock, flag and eagle!
Stevens did the mo-cap for Beast, and thisbehind-the-scenes photois probably the best thing about the whole film.
Weird Rating: 4/10 Its not weird that hes a furry, its weird that he kidnaps a woman.
Belle doesnt need a library!
Weird Rating: 10/10 More inventive, interesting and often disturbing than most of Marvels cinematic output.
Shame its probably not canon!
A baritone, bedazzled angel.
British Rating: 0/10 The Russian accent work here is sublime.
But its not British.
Its notsupposedto be a film about empathizing with a voyeuristic murderer, but thats the beauty of artistic interpretation!
Its like he wanted to get murdered?
British Rating: 0/10 Playing generic American fuckboy with ease.
He is very evil and very stylish, as the best villains tend to be.
Weird Rating: 6/10 Even by the standards of a postapocalyptic mutant-animal-hybrid future, Scarlemagne is doing too much.
British Rating: 8/10 Do not worry about the rationale behind Scarlemagnes British accent.
A 4-D chess move.
Of course you are but dont worry, theres a cream for that!
Try Alo Glo, the only skin-care product that transforms your body, mind, and soul.
(May cause all your skin to fall off.)
Shes sold on it after her lovingly crafted taxidermy duck is ridiculed by her mean co-workers.
And it doesnt get any better from there.
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire(2024)
Two words: Monster Dentist.
British Rating: 10/10 Crikey!
Theyre not mad, just disappointed.
You kick Frank out of your apartment, order a shame burrito, and start Googling therapists.
Weve all been there.
Weird Rating: 9/10 Stevens plays it as Lestat by way ofBad Lieutenant.
British Rating: 4/10 Culturally a crooked Brooklyn cop, spiritually a conniving British villain, always and forever.
Remarkably, Gretchen is the only one who seems to be unnerved by any of this.
British Rating: 1/10 As German as Dampfnudeln.
