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Picture it: the curtain goes up at the Winter Garden Theater.
A spotlight illuminates one lonely juvenile as he sings an I Want song about inventing the alarm clock.
But who will have time for me?
A musical based on HBOs completely normal show, The Gilded Age?
Its closer than you think.
Or at leastCarrie Coonwants it.
And we would make a mint!
The show features so many Broadway luminaries including Christine Baranski, Kelli OHara, Nathan Lane.
But what about her and on-screen hubby Morgan Spector?
But maybe theyd just carry me around.
I dont know, I think we could make a lot of money.
Shes just saying what were all thinking.
