Bridgerton
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Regardless Bridgertonis back, baby!
Up on the quite lush chopping block in season three is, appropriately, sibling No.
3, traveling ding-dong Colin.
Season one, Daphne and Simon: horny!
Also, questionable decision-making from a multitude of parties.
Season two, Anthony and Kate:yearning.
And that one shot when Anthony makes direct eye contact with Kate from between her legs.
You know the one, babe.
YOU KNOW THE ONE.
So what, pray tell, awaits us as far as vibes for Colin and Pen?
Anyway, time will tell, right?
Remember that giggly face she had just thinking about the turn of events?
People still cant get enough of their favorite gossip sheet.
Her family remains the truest of dumpster fires.
Both of her older sisters are now married and somehow meaner and dumber than ever.
That isbleak, friends.
Its why shes constantly stepping in to try and stop Cressida from partaking in her favorite pastime bullying Penelope.
Get these gal pals back together or we ride at dawn.
Shell have to rely on herself to get through this social season.
So thats exactly what she attempts to do.
Colin returns from months abroad and immediately gets all the girls in a tizzy.
Like, every woman he walks by in his pirate-core leather duster gets halfway to orgasm.
To be honest, Im not buying it at first.
It feels a little like smoldering-man cosplay.
Hes winking at women now?
And he says things like You are all flowers in bloom with a straight face?
If a man ever comes up to you and your friends and says this, hey leave.
Leave your bag, your coat, whatever, you dont need them that badly.
Hes honestly at his most likable and, ultimately, hottest when hes himself around Pen.
The way hes genuinely concerned when he learns that Eloise and Pen have split.
Now, Pens glow-up?
Thats a glow-up thatworks.
She looks hot as hell when she walks into Lady Danburys ball.
And Pens mom!!
Alas, Pen learns that a great dress and a new hairstyle dont miraculously change everything.
How many writers out there are killers on paper and absolute shitshows in conversation?
Or, you could be like me: mediocre both on paper and in conversation.
Listen, were all trying our best, just like Penelope!
She rushes off on the verge of tears.
Colin sees this and follows her outside.
Hes there to confirm his friend is okay; she finally rips into him.
She is the laughingstock of the ton, she says, and then shes off.
He pays her a visit the next day and apologizes for what he said.
Hes a different person now, he assures her, and moreover, hes never been ashamed of her.
You are clever and warm and I am proud to call you my very good friend.
Less winking, more of this, Colin!
She feels helpless in her pursuit of a husband.
Well, Colin has an idea: LetsMy Fair Ladythis bitch.
He doesnt say that exactly, but basically.
Hes going to give her husband-hunting lessons (in secret) and teach her how to be irresistibly charming.
They even shake on it.
They are friends, after all.
Its all about how Colin Bridgerton got a personality transplant and its all for show.
Hes a phony and he doesnt even realize it.
Its nothing reputation-damaging, but it is pretty mean.
After what she did to Marina and then to Eloise?
Ill never forgive her, he tells Eloise, internally horrified for Pen.
Oh, wow, thats going to be so, so awkward.
On the plus side: Colin has never been hotter than in this moment.
I finally buy it thats our leading man right there.
Ink Stains
In regards to the books, Im constantly debating whether my No.
1 isRomancing Mister Bridgertonor Francescas story,When He Was Wicked.
Well, alarming for Violet, who might be the biggest romantic of all?
Violet wants her daughter to be open to finding love.
Queen Charlotte seems very unenthusiastic about this crop of debutantes, and most things, really.
Somebodys officially joining the ton!
The newly married Viscount and Viscountess Bridgerton are back from their honeymoon in body, but not in spirit.
Anthony remains so swoony but Viscount and Viscountess work is for the birds!
These two wanna fuck.
Kate suggests extending their honeymoon just a little bit longer, and off they go!
Holy hell, Anthony loves going down on his wife.
He is a giver, and I love that for him, for Kate, and for us.
