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And, somehow, it totally works.
There, he finally musters up the courage to make the long-awaited confession.
These past few weeks have been full of confounding feelings.
Feelings like a total inability to stop thinking about you, he says breathlessly.
(Not a feeling, but we move on.)
kindly, do not say things you do not mean, replies Penelope.
(Strings play in the background.What song are they covering this time, I wonder.)
I do, says Colin.
It is everything I have wanted to say to you for weeks.
I would very much like to be more than friends, whispers Penelope.
(The strings pick up their pace; its beginning to feel a bit like a slasher movie.)
(Okay, what actuallyisthis song?)
Of course,Bridgertonhas done this before.
Elsewhere this season, Penelope struts through a ballroom to a violin rendition of GAYLEs abcdefu.
But Pitbull is a new level of unhinged for a number of reasons.
Firstly, there is the simple fact that a string cover of a Pitbull song now exists.
As a musical concept?
I would argue no.
Transposing a song that is primarily just a club beat onto the strings is very hard to do.
Secondly, there is the matter of context.
Many of us have vivid, horrifying memories associated with this song.
Its an objectively frivolous song.
Give me everything tonight!
We might not get tomorrow!
And so, in a strange way, Give Me Everything couldnt be more spot on.
Their hookup ends not with smudged eye makeup, morning regrets, and nausea, but with true love.
As Pitbull himself says, we might not get tomorrow but Penelope does.
And what could be more romantic than that?
