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Late night had a hard time tackling alleged United Healthcare assassinLuigi Mangionethis week.
Thats the exact word Stephen Colbert used to describe the shootingon Monday.
But maybe it was good news because it meant more pics?
Thats not something that can be addressed fully in anything but the most jeremiad-esque of think pieces.
Look, Im sorry, guys.
Apparently, a bystander at McDonalds ratted him out.
And normally, Id say Snitches get stitches, but obviously, without pre-approval …
But Mangione thirst traps werent the only thing happening this week.
So lets get into the top five.
5.A Classic Showbiz Tale onThe Late Show
5.
Does Gen Z care if Billy Crystal does a dead-on Howard Cosell impression?
It doesnt matter, because Colbert is eating that shit up.
4.Colin Jost Crashes Out onLate Night
4.
It ends with whatever you want to say, Colin.
3.Jeremy Strong Does Jimmy Kimmels Astrology Chart
3.
Strong says he looked up Kimmel on a website dedicated to primal astrology (?)
and that Kimmel is a panda (??)
just like Keith Urban (????).
2.John Mulaney Learns Loving Steely Dan Is Not Genetic
2.
John Mulaneys kid material is killing.
Dont worry, John.
When hes a dad, hell get dad rock.
1.Who Is Borky?
But howAfter Midnightinnovates in the space is they go Fuck it, Borky on web link TV.
