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Alas, it is not.

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It is so not.

This movie is not exactly trailing clouds of glory, lets just say.

Atlas wants Tina because he wants whats in the vault.

Maybe its because Im not a gamer.

Or maybe narrative logic wasnt at the top of anyones agenda with this film.

(The picture does clock in at a limber 100 minutes, so theres that.)

Scenes and plot points inBorderlandswhizz by with little care or reason.

The action is jumbled.

Nothing holds together, and very little is paid off.

), but alas, no such luck.

), but they, too, dont really do anything particularly psychotic.

They just shout a lot and be large.

This is what I mean when I say that Eli Roth is probably not to blame.

Anyway, cant wait to see it again.

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