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Myth has always been a core part of Bon Ivers work.

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7.Soundtracking the wilderness

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Eight people were tuned in.

How much did it make us scratch our beards?None.

Clean and moisturized chins over here.

6.Hi-fi (and lo-fi) listening parties

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How much did it make us scratch our beards?Were not itchy; our fingers are just restless.

5.Justin Vernon, in verse

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His jump to published poet is therefore unsurprising.

Its a bold rollout move to premiere a new song without the accompanying music.

4.How Tomake a music video

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How much did it make us scratch our beards?Weve got some dandruff we need to shake out.

3.Bon Iver, fish-fluencer

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But have you considered that the color of theSABLE, fABLEartwork is salmon?

How much did it make us scratch our beards?Theres a mosquito bite on my chin.

2.Releasing the (Todd) Snyder cut

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Vernon is basically one conducted-over-emailComplexcover story away from being Travis Scott.

How much did it make us scratch our beards?There are multiple mosquito bites on my chin.

1.Bon Ivers B-ball jamboree

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Pass me the rock and throw on that new Bon Iver just doesnt compute.

How much did it make us scratch our beards?I have lice.

I need medicated beard shampoo.

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