Below Deck
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Ben and Sunnys relationship bums me out, yall.
How isshethe one who ends up apologizing?
She apologizes to Xandi and hugs her sort of by force, but whatever in the morning.
The primary is a vegetarian whosstartingto eat fish but wont do lobster or raw seafood.
Her husband dislikes meat and fish, someone else doesnt like vegetables, and someone is straight-up vegan.
So, just dust or air, Fraser summarizes.
Did I forget to tell you that formerReal Housewife of New York CityJill Zarin is here?
My penis got sucked into the hole, he explains.)
Jill Zarin doesnt need to get into the hot tub to know the temperature is set too high.
Jill Zarin wants a Diet Coke because Jill Zarin always wants a Diet Coke.
But Jill Zarin needs her Diet Cokes stored in the freezer.
And Jill Zarin doesnt like this ice.
Is there any other ice?
Fetch Jill Zarin better ice, yo.
She is captain now.
Anthony shares that his dyslexia contributes to his difficulties with focusing, which isnt making his job any easier.
Jill Zarin has a solution.
Jill Zarin summons Fraser to suggest theSt.
Davidstaff install a doorbell that would allow the guests to ring the kitchen directly whenever they like.
Thats what Jill Zarin had on Jill Zarins yacht!
Lunch is doomed before it even leaves the galley.
Barbie tries and fails to keep track of all their orders, and it takes forever to sort out.
Anthony smiles wanly, admitting defeat.
And so, may God have mercy on us all: Jill Zarins burger is served cold.
she prompts the group.
(That last sentence gets a true literallolfrom me.)
What could go wrong?
The guests play pickleball and then meditate together on the beach.
Barbie is quite literally running around the entire boat like shes onSupermarket Sweep.
Xandi is offended when Barbie asks her to iron a napkin and snidely tells her to do it herself.
But its Anthony who steps into the biggest pile of professional poop by the end of the episode.
And Jill Zarin may be Jill Zarin, but the primary is still the primary.
Captain Kerry takes notice.
Captain Kerry is not happy.
