Below Deck Sailing Yacht
Save this article to read it later.
Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.
Except the normally most fun spinoff of the franchise simply wasnt that fun.
He sanitizes his work surfaces to avoid spreading allergens and is thoroughly prepared.
The primary, ML, is not.
The ladies are thrilled that everyone is accounted for.
Its a big success for Cloyce, and Glenn is impressed.
For the last docking, Glenn lets Gary park the boat.
ML shouts out Cloyce as she departs with an extremely sunburned back.
The tip is $21,000, which is nice but not amazing, especially given all the dietary restrictions.
They all consider the last charter an appropriate high to go out on.
These seem like no-brainers, but somehow Gary ends up 0 for 2.
Daisy and Keith keep things pretty chaste.
But once there, he just kisses her and reiterates that he wants them to be good.
I guess its not leading her on if hes capitulated to his fate.
Danni calls herself the queen of interior and Daisy a horrible chief stew.
Dianas been converted to the dark side, too, and has no respect for Daisy anymore.
Were shown clips of prior seasons and stews we liked more, which is just cruel!
With these three, it was a battle the whole time, and theyre all sick of it.
The club we see is once again that random patio the scene of the over-two-drinks crime.
Daisys upset; he cant keep saying this when he never acts on it.
Horrifically, Gary takes this as an invitation to act and impulsively tries to kiss her.
Back on the boat, Keith and Daisy drunkenly kiss a bit before going to their separate beds.
Danni and Chase get snacks and head to the master while everyone else except Gary goes to bed.
Hes the only one who wants to keep partying.
Its laughable to think that a few weeks ago it seemed like he was going to quit drinking.
Overall, its a boring last night.
In the morning, the reflections and good-byes begin.
Glenn talks to Gary about stepping up separating himself from the crew in working toward becoming a captain.
He has to prioritize leadership over friendship, and Gary claims hes learned how not to act … again.
Gary does a pull my finger fart right after all that talk about maturing.
Davide is the first to depart.
The engineer didnt even get whispers of a character arc, only a bloody nose.
He tells us he fixed many things, but we didnt see that.
Davide is off to the clubs.
Cloyce leaves next, an early exit for arguably the MVP of the season.
By MVP, I mean he was always entertaining, not that he was the best at his job.
The rapping may be hopeless, but he still has room to improve as a chef.
Chase and Danni leave separately but on good terms.
Yep, FIVE YEARS.
Theyve since docked their romantic relationship, so the win was only temporary.
Danni also says she would work with Daisy again if she had to.
Dianas glad she gained more service experience, which was harder than she thought.
As Keith disembarks, Glenn compliments him for operating above his level (unlike Gary).
Gary watches this and remains delusional, thinking theres still something there with him and Daisy.
Past consent does not equal present consent.
Were they too drunk to remember it?
Other than drinking with guests, Keith could do no wrong.
He has to return if only to explain how he lost (or ruined?)
nine pairs of underwear.
Its fine if they return: Glenn and Daisy.This was neithers best season.
Itd be nice to see Daisy end herBelow Deckcareer with a better interior crew and without Gary.
Would tolerate: Cloyce and Chase.The overconfident boyish energies can be grating.
Politely passing: Davide and Diana.They just didnt give us enough to work with.
Absolutely not: Danni.Her lack of self-awareness and bad attitude was tough to watch.
She has some growing up to do before shes ready for TV again.
Absolutely fucking not: Gary.