Below Deck Sailing Yacht
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This weeks episode resumesin mediasmakeout, with Danni and Gary kissing in the water.
If I wasnt so against this coupling, Id be impressed by their ability to tread water while smooching.
When the off-screen producer presses him on this, he admits alcohol was a big factor.
He hasnt learned from his mistakes.
Surprisingly, Danni doesnt see it as a mistake and would kiss him again.
Shes given up on Keith because he wasnt picking up on her moves.
In the morning, Danni decides to keep quiet about the kiss.
Gary compliments her, saying she looks fresh as a daisy.
Even subconsciously he compares every woman to Daisy!
Speaking of Daisy, Gary tells her he kissed Danni, and she immediately calls it a fuck-up.
Daisy also saves me a Google by reminding him that Danni is 11 years younger than him.
She posits he was looking for validation.
At this, Gary calls Daisy crazy and is done with the discussion.
What did he expect out of this conversation?
Daisy to get jealous and profess her undying love for him?
Oh wait, thats exactly what he wants.
Danni also doesnt keep it a secret for long.
She tells Diana, who wishes she was more like Danni and less shy.
He wants to take the risk with her and be less of an absolutist.
This is some real rom-com-level bad timing.
Gary calls BS hes shorter than Emma and he can do it.
Emma tells us she fears falling in because shes clumsy.
Keith, ever the team player, does it.
Davide is weirdly excited about the idea of hot dentists because his dentist is his sisters boyfriend.
Davide, we hardly knew ye.
Daisy relays the request to Cloyce, whose hangover has his mentality at an all-time low.
The nights theme is blue and white.
Danni makes it through decorating without a breakdown, but Diana does not.
As she makes blue salt for margaritas, a guest brings her a dress with a stain on it.
Danni says shes busy decorating, so Diana takes it to the laundry room and removes the stain herself.
A little laundry drama is almost exciting again after seeing so much of it with Bri onMediterranean!
Dianas annoyed because she can hear Danni laughing in the crew mess.
Later, Danni tries to gossip with Daisy, saying shes scared of Diana.
Daisy tells her to be the bigger person.
Again, I think this is the right sentiment, but the delivery is less than ideal.
For the evening, the stews break out their coral dresses instead of blacks which are pretty awful.
They also dont give luxury in the same way.
He thinks plating his play on a Caesar salad is enough.
When Glenn asks how dinner was, theres an awkward pause before they say delicious.
Cloyce isnt making a case for himself with dessert.
Dinners cleared, and hes still practicing writing with chocolate sauce on a plate.
Twenty-eight minutes late, Cloyce gets the dessert out, knowing its not his best work.
The chocolate sauce doesnt even seem to go with the coconut cake thats served in glasses.
Emmas on the overnight shift again.
She offers to help Keith with the swim platform but then just stands there watching him.
His patience with her is wearing thin, and he reports all this to Gary.
The guys both feel like they have to be on eggshells around her.
Its not looking good for Emma, whose catchphrase is quickly becoming I dont know what to tell you.
In the crew mess, Danni tries to flirt with Gary over breakfast.
He doesnt want it to happen again.
Well done for now, Gary, but I wont believe it until I see it when youre drunk.
Upstairs, Diana asks Keith what happened between him and Danni on the last night out.
I wonder if Diana secretly likes Keith.
More likely, shes just harboring a grudge against Danni for not helping her more.
Whatever her ulterior motivations, Diana tells him that Danni kissed Gary.
This is like a gut punch to poor Keith.
Diana heads off, her work here done: Oops.
He doesnt step up for breakfast the next day either.
I cant believe Im seeing packaged yogurt cups on ice and a mountain of scrambled eggs.
Shell have one more talk with the chef before Glenn steps in.
He pushes back some things are inherently rustic.
I laughed at this nonsensical excuse.
Cloyce says never in the history of [his] charter experience have his skills been questioned like this.
Once again, Daisy comes in with the cold hard stats: that experience is only two years.
She thinks her 11 years should count for something.
Will Cloyce learn to respect his elders?
Between this and Danni/Keith, things are finally getting interesting.
