Below Deck Sailing Yacht
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Danni hopes hell want to continue hooking anchors.
Producers and Gary ask him about what seemed like a promising relationship with Diana, but Chase is unbothered.
Hes glad that Danni seized the opportunity, basically saying that Diana is too reserved.
Thankfully, Diana seems to be in decent humor about the whole thing in the morning.
She knows herself, and shes not going to go for someone after only three days.
Diana: No thanks.
Daisy is also rejecting Gary for the zillionth time.
Gary problematically believes their shared experiences and trauma bonding are the perfect foundation for a relationship.
Theyre in a good-enough place as friends.
Lets naively hope we never have to hear about this again.
Diana is more convincing in her resolve to not take part in a lust triangle with Danni and Chase.
Daisy comforts Diana by calling Chase an idiot because boys are idiots.
When Chase goes to sleep early, Danni joins him to cuddle, cementing their situationship status.
The next charter is only one night, but it quickly proves to be a tough one.
The co-primaries are friends Jillian, a healthcare operations specialist, and Sharie, a celebrity hairstylist.
They get seasick from tilting, which sends Chase running for a bucket that ultimately goes unused.
Tonya: I think its supposed to be fun.
Gary tries to liven up the mood and teach them but to no avail.
Sharie: Im done.
Daisy runs the cocktail class, ready to teach three different drinks.
Valid complaint: they only have one muddler for mojitos.
Ridiculous complaint: the mango martinis arent sweet enough.
Martinis arent sweet, and you literally made it just add some sugar!
The group quits before the third cocktail and leaves to get ready for dinner.
Of course, they dont like that the table is a booth.
Cloyce starts with a romaine wedge salad that they love, but they hate the Aperol spritz pairing.
Sharie says it tastes like cough syrup, and downstairs, Davide is offended on behalf of all Italians.
Anyone elses eyes get stuck in the back of their head?
What is this, a sauna?
Even worse, Sharie doesnt eat oysters (yet she had them on her preference sheet).
Its an utter disaster.
The unimpressed guests are so stone-faced they match Cloyces stones.
Theres sea bass, filet mignon with mashed potatoes, and an apple crumble with ice cream.
Pairing that with all the drinks, its no wonder someone throws up during the night.
Supposedly they couldnt find a trash can.
For breakfast, Cloyce finally makes a nice-looking quiche, which the guests deem not that good.
This seems destined to be an awful tip.
They say there were a few hiccups.
