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Buckle up, because that barely cracks the top-three cringiest moments from Cloyce tonight.
After dinner, the lace-and-leather theme night continues with a dance instructor.
For the lesson, the crew dresses up, with the guys wearing some of the girls tops.
We dont see any actual dancing, only a lesson in sexy walking.
Davide gives it his all; no one would dare accuse him of being anepo-baby model.
He says he once married a guy at a crazy festival, despite being straight.
You know, when you legally marry your friends for a laugh?
?Theyre divorced now, though they did make it Facebook official.
I cant wait to see what energy Davide brings to the crew nights out.
Gary drives the dance teacher back to shore in the tender.
Gary says its the first time hes ever crashed a boat.
The fiberglass is torn up and bubbling, but he doesnt see any leaks.
It drives normally back toParsifal III,where Gary tells Glenn what happened.
Is it a spot-the-difference game?
No, in the morning Gary confirms that its still dry.
He gets underwater to take video of the damage.
Danni continues flirting with Keith, and theyre already hugging in the laundry room.
The confidence is evident, but it still seems like shes chasing boys.
They exchange numbers and she immediately christens him her boyfriend.
Spencer hilariously goes in the pool in his clothes but is still happy when his trunks are delivered.
Theyre doing shots out of the bottle and just ordered another.
In da clerb, we all fam.
Why you would charter a superyacht and spend five-plus hours of that time at a club is beyond me.
We have the club at home!
This should be obvious.
Ill stop ranting now and just say Im available for any travel-advising needs.
The stews radio Daisy, who says shell swap them out with a deck crew member.
She asks Gary if he can go pick them up, and he refuses.
Daisy: A leopard doesnt change his spots.
Gary caves and swaps Keith out for the girls.
Danni introduces Keith to her boyfriend Anthony, whos now shirtless.
For more examples, I refer you to the TikTok seriesWhos Punching?).
Danni takes offense: Im all about banter until you call someone fucking ugly … Thats just mean.
She calls him a fucking budgie-smuggling boofhead.
I might have to steal that one.
When theyre finally ready to leave the club at seven, they ask for dinner at eight.
He seems inexperienced with changing schedules, which is yacht chef 101.
Its now 8:47, and no ones ready for dinner yet.
Cloyce is worried hes getting into overcooked-rice territory.
Babe, no one is making you keep cooking it.
Has he heard of a warming drawer?
Keeping it on low?
Microwaving with a damp paper towel?
Cloyces Thai coconut curry with roasted sweet potato turns out well.
Again, it seems like its only one course and dessert.
Although the apple crumble with homemade pina colada ice cream does look fire.
Hakim orders whiskey shots for everyone and asks Cloyce to join them.
The chef gets permission from Glenn and says hell do less than a shot.
The secondhand embarrassment is debilitating.
Im making magic, Im like Harry Potter / Im probably getting hit on by your daughter.
Incredibly, Daisy and the guests love it.
When asked where he gets inspiration, Cloyce sincerely says, I dont know.
The stuff just comes to me.
Boy Wonder apparently also does poetry, archery, dance, and magic.
He considers himself a renaissance boy.
The next morning, the doctors depart.
They say it was the top anniversary trip theyve taken, which feels like a backhanded compliment to specifyanniversarytrip.
Theyre treated to Glenns first signature good-bye horn honk of the season.
The captain acknowledges the guests were a lot of work for the interior and compliments Daisys team.
Danni correctly assesses that hes dressed like an American dad with his tucked-in button down.
At dinner, Danni asks if Keiths on nights next shift.
She suggests they could cuddle, but he says he has to work, ever the professional.
So, she brings up again that he called her (relatively) ugly.
Hes either in her corner or hes not.
