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Who knows what hes doing?

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She just says, Sorry you feel that way.

Meanwhile, shes still flirting up a storm with Nathan, a man with a severe condition called Noassatall.

Iain, in his South African flag Speedo, however, does not disappoint.

Its a small one, but it is an ass.

Damn, Iain is fine.

That is not what Joe is after.

Joe is not going to wine and dine her before he 69-es her.

Even Aesha is like, That strategy is not going to work.

She takes her top off, and they have a Jacuzzi makeout while she grinds on his lap.

Ellie asks if they slept together.

Bri says, Im not going to say anymore.

These two are both playing cutthroat.

This whole thing set Ellie and Bri on a collision course for being absolutely terrible to each other.

After the hook-up, Bri asks Ellie if theyre okay, and Ellie says, Not 100 percent.

Sorry to Ellie, but if you take your eye off that ball, you deserve to lose it.

Not to say that Ellie shouldnt wait for Joe to do some work and take her out.

Oh, creepy little Aesha.

But when shes off the boat, second stew Ellie is technically in charge.

Ellie then says that Bri is overriding her even though she is senior.

If Bri knows where it goes, just let her tell you.

Ellie then tells Bri that her job is to support Ellie.

Okay, thats not necessarily true, but go off queen.

Oh, the petty is strong with both of these two.

Bri is having a little freak-out about all of this and says shes going to be passive-aggressively spicy.

Captain Sandy overhears this remark and asks what it means.

This is the first time weve ever seen Captain Sandy not leap at a chance to micromanage her crew.

Also with her is Trishelle Canatella, the current reigning champion ofThe Traitors.

I watched Tyra torture every single girl who came on that show, and I still dont remember you.

Do not make these kids put on a talent show.

Do not force them into costumes.

Do not make them go on a scavenger hunt or compete in silly games.

Their job is hard enough, let them do just that.

By then, everyone was over whatever this silly game was to start with.

But things between her and Bri need to resolve themselves.

Its only been two nights, and Joe and Nathan are already sick of Bri crashing on their floor.

Well, yeah, of course she does.

Ellie keeps unnecessarily putting her in her place when its really Aeshas job to do that rather than hers.

Ellie loses her mind over the word belittling, and the whole apology gets derailed.