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Compared to the past couple of weeks intriguing, plot-thick episodes, The Captains Lounge is a little boring.
Thankfully (and anticlimactically), Johnny and India land in standing depths.
Throughout the whole thing, Wihan seems amused.
Wihan is summoned by an exasperated captain to the bridge.
Given the way that conversation went, its bizarre that the next day, Jason awardsJohnnywith the disco helmet.
Is Jason playing favorites with Wihan or what?
What did he do to earn such confidence, besides making 500 mistakes in, like, three days?
He takes Harry aside to whine about his romantic entanglements.
A determined person might even argue that his unwillingness is praxis.
But Im sick of talking about Wihan; lets move on to dinner.
For local cuisine night, Tzarina has made … curry!
But service is chaotic; though these guests are nice and fun, they are incredibly messy.
Adair turns down the beds and then disappears.
Her exact words are I aint doing the bathrooms.
Its a bad attitude, but no one seems to bereallydirecting Adair or telling her what to do.
The guests shriek at the sight of the half-naked captain and even more at Wihans lap-dance performance.
While he dances, Marina delusionally talks about their nice date, though hes been ignoring her ever since.
Adair seems mildly icked.
Meanwhile, Bri and Harrys relationship gradually floats toward rocky waters.
With the guests gone, the crew starts getting ready for their night out.
They all dress in matching gold for reasons that remain mysterious to us.
Like a nautical Sisyphus, Lara tries to talk some sense into Tzarina.
Dont be so desperate, she pleads.
You deserve someone whoactuallylikes you!
Her determination to bag Wihan would be commendable if it werent so hard to watch.
Shortly before they head out, the new sous-chef arrives, a 25-year-old from London named Alesia.
She has the energy of someone who meant to walk onto theLove Islandset and ended up onBelow Deckinstead.
Her strategy is to pull Wihans face into her chest.
The game of telephone that made last weeks episode is kaput.
That or Adair is really checked out.
Across the dance floor, Tzarina continues to make increasingly uncomfortable moves on Wihan.
In what world is this remotely desirable?
Even then, Tzarina is not the only person blind to whats happening right in front of her.
Im still rooting for them, but Harry needs to step up.
Either way,someoneis going to have to dosomethingfor this pseudo-relationship to survive another night out.
