Below Deck Down Under
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This week, we pick up wherewe left off, in the middle of a breakfast disaster.
What past few days?
The season has barely started!
The vibes in the kitchen remain dismal.
He retaliates by throwing a random tantrum.
I go from being the dishwasher to doing beach canapes, he says.
Its a bit weird.
What do youactuallywant, my man?
Im going to skip over primary Marks gross sexual remarks and move on to the beach lunch.
On the boat, we catch up with our Kronk, Johnny.
He wants to redeem himself from the Jet Ski incident, so he stays behind to clean the deck.
Im already a bit tired of how the fight in the kitchen is monopolizing the seasons story lines.
Tzarina and Anthonys bickering is so circular that it gets boring.
I want more of Kronks misadventures at sea!
Besides, the other departments dont seem to be doing splendidly.
Interior is managing Marina makes clericot for the guests welcome drink on their return to the boat.
It would put anyone in a good mood; Anthony could use some!
Riding on her good performance, Marina goes on the submarine excursion with the guests.
The submarine looks like a toy submarine, which is pretty scary givenrecent events.
I cant understand this.
One, youre not the primary.
Two, if thats what you want, why cant you be ready by 8 p.m.?
Do you have control over your own actions?
The vibes in the kitchen improve minimally, to Tzarinas credit.
As they prepare, Tzarina asks Anthony what he was like as a kid.
Did you get arrested?
I laughed out loud what a bizarre question.
Not an awful idea.
When they do, Mark is disturbingly in assless chaps.
Dinner goes much better than the night before.
Compared to last seasons relentless entertainment, this charter has been a slog.
Thankfully, it cools down for the last day of the charter: Its a mild 90 degrees.
Luckily for the guests, it starts raining just as they leave.
They tip $20,000, which comes out to $1,540 per person and puts everyone in good spirits.
The crew finally gets out of uniform and into some going-out clothes.
Why must nice guys finish last?
We leave the crew in the middle of dinner as Tzarina gets up to have a stress cigarette.
She gets understandably annoyed: Thats part of his job as a sous-chef.
Meanwhile, Anthony tells Lara barefaced lies like I dont care for ego and I dont need direction.
Last week, I said Tzarina should be humbler, but Im switching sides: Anthony is impossible.
The preview for next week teases Harry getting caught in a potentially dangerous situation, which worries me.
