Agatha All Along
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Or will this show get to stand more on its own than its predecessor ultimately could?
Is this how you really see yourself?
she asks, looking around the peeling walls of Agness office with barely concealed disgust.
(Why are you booing me??
In the meantime, shes all in on the Case of the Crushed Woman.
She steals a cameo pendant from the scene of the crime that looks an awful lot like Agathas own.
According to the drawings and dusty trophies, it once belonged to Nicky, a.k.a.
Do you remember why you hate me?
Agnes blinks, seemingly on the edge of an answer, before admitting she doesnt.
Again, Vidals vibe is very ex seeking closure … unless …?
Theyre interrupted by a disturbance upstairs courtesy of a masked someone who grabs … something … from Nickys room.
Cut to: an interrogation room.
She pivots to her crime-scene photos, ready to watch his reaction.
Instead of the body, though, the photos just show some well-manicured suburban gardens.
Freaked out, she handcuffs him and ends the scene, but the illusions crumbling fast.
The implosion accelerates as a confused Agnes storms into the morgue to confront the body.
Sure enough, a blood-red name appears on the card next to October 13: W. Maximoff.
How did she die?
Agnes asks Vidal, suddenly back alongside her.
But you dont have to stay there, do you?
No, no, she doesnt.
There are two Jane Does, Vidal says.
You know her name, so whats yours?
A different kind of magic to Wandas?
Just a full menty B?
They share stab attempts and sexy banter (Do you remember pain?
It kind of tickles, doesnt it?)
before Vidal reveals the true purpose of her visit: revenge, courtesy of herself and the Salem Seven.
Rattled, a weakened Agatha argues that taking her out in this mortal state is undignified.
Dont you want me at my best?
she pleads, to which Vidal retorts, Horizontal?
These women simply do not have a platonic relationship!
I dont make the rules (even if Marvels typically sexless heterosexuality eventually probably will)!
Anyway: Vidal lets Agatha walk away for now.
Case in point: her perfectly unhinged delivery of total losERRRRR, or totaaaaaallyyyyy LYing?
Do the other dates on the library card mean anything?
Your time to shine, Easter-egg hunters.
Bring on the macabre!
