Abbott Elementary
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Like Beys song conveys, not all church girls are as buttoned up as theyre portrayed to be.
She compares Barbaras church choir to her sorority.
She declares: What is a choir if not a sorority for the Lord?
I would dare her to take it one step further and become That Bitch, but baby steps.
Ava cant stand this injustice, and Barbara has to drag her passionate advocate out of the gymnasium.
Meanwhile, Gregory and Jacobs bromance strengthens through frequent visits to the local bar.
Unafflicted by the pre-break-up haze, Gregory suggests its time to end things.
Naturally, Zac enters the apartment and loses his shit.
But instead of partaking in Jacobs passive mind games, Zac asks Jacob to go to couples counseling.
The pendulum swings in the opposite direction, and Zac exclaims that Jacob released The Kraken.
Melissa calls Janine, warning her that a phony is running her class and she should look Cassidy up.
Shes already gone too far when she glimpses at the chalkboard, which reads: Mx.
In the words of Beyonce: Church girl, dont hurt nobody!
I was let down that Melissas storyline was similar to last weeks.
I love Janines new wardrobe the outfits are adorable and representative of her characters journey.
I mean young maiden.
Ava: Have you guys heard the mash-up of Shackles and Pound Town?
Youll never believe what she took the shackles off of.
Barbara and Ava discussing Sheila.
Ava: Ive heard Sheila sing; Ive heard what she does to those songs.
Its not of the Lord.
Barbara: Well, sometimes she does sound likeshesthe one on the cross.
