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Warning: spoilers ahead for the plot ofDrive-Away Dolls, in theaters now.
The year is 1999.
Theres a collection of plaster-cast penises inside, one of which belongs to a family-values-advocating senator.
And this man is desperate to reclaim the replica of his family jewels.
Only by accident did it become an art form.
I take it seriously, though there is an absurd side.
But Im laughing with them, not at them.
Albritton passed away in 2022 at the age of 74, however.
Were sad Cynthia didnt get to see the movie.
We were looking forward to meeting her, hoping shed enjoy how we borrowed her.
Though her mold failed, sheclaimedshe did succeed in getting laid.
As she penetrated the music scene, there was no shortage of rockers willing to drop their pants.
She kept a meticulousdiary, replete with descriptions and drawings of each phallic encounter.
He was the first person in the world to tell me I was an artist, sherecalledin 2005.
She recovered all but three after going to court.
As for AlbrittonsDrive-Away Dollsanalog, the filmmakers say Cyrus was already acquainted with her characters real-life inspiration.
We were all there to celebrate Cynthia.
We laughed a lot.
But he didnt meet her standards: Its all about the musical talent, she said.
In 2010, she ran for mayor of Chicago as a Hard Party candidate, obviously facing stiff competition.
