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From January to early May of most years, we get a sprinkling of silliness at the movie theater.
2025 was no different, with January providing Mel GibsonsFlight Risk, but after that?
All quiet on the schlock-tern front.
Is this what people mean when they talk aboutabundance?
To be clear, not all schlock is necessarily bad.
But its not created equally.
Below, a guide to what to see, stream, or snooze through this spring.
Theyre only two letters apart.
The big-screen viscerality of that bang out of experience actually seemstooglorifying andtoooverwhelming.
No one should need a screen that big to tell you war is bad (but also sometimes cool?
If the trailers are any indication).
The Accountant 2,April 28
The Accountantwas, somehow,the most rented movie of 2017.
Maybe its sequel can smash that record.
Why does this have the same storytelling mechanics asThe Princess Bride?
And why does the animation look likethat?
UnlessThe King of Kingsintends to answer those questions, its safe to say this one can sail on by.
