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Of course, the reality is probably somewhere in between.
So why reunite now?
Maybe Liam needs the money.
Lots of people say I need to chill out about Noel, Liam once toldQmagazine.
Not until they stop Twitter.
That cunt will always get it from me.
.Stick Your Thousand Pounds Right Up Your Fuckin Arse (April 1994)
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Noel calls Liam a dick; Liam calls Noel a dickhead.
They talk about how they hate each other and repeatedly tell each other to fuck off.
Later, a cameraman catches Liam in the balcony, drinking beer and heckling his brother.
WINNER:Its hard to find a winner here.
The first gig was a 16,000-seat arena, and the singers not turned up, hetellsthe New YorkTimesin 2011.
That killed us stone dead in America.
Would Johnny Rotten have gotten a house on the eve of an American tour?
WINNER:This ones anLfor everyone except Liams Realtor.
He would eventually return for the tours dates in Ireland and the U.K. Liam would eventually apologize and collect hisL.
I can make him make decisions that he thinks are his but really theyre mine.
Its an art Ive learned.
WINNER:Liam, clearly.
If any of this was true, the last 30-plus years would likely have played out quite differently.
Noel later posts a note to the bands website clarifying that Oasis is indeed done for good.
Its with some sadness and great relief to tell you that I quit Oasis tonight, he wrote.
I simply could not go on working with Liam a day longer.
No one at that festival especially the plum deserved this.
I wanna thank Bonehead, Guigs, Alan White, the best fans in the fucking world.
notably omitting his brother.
He then throws his microphone and the award into the crowd.
The only relief sought by the younger Gallagher?
He gets it, and the suit is quickly dropped.
Liam didnt want his brothers money; he just wanted him to say he was sorry.
.The Potato (May 2016)
Potatopic.twitter.com/naIX8TpppC
WINNER:Liam, obviously.
If youre him, what else is there to tweet about?
but the damage was done.
The potato jokes, however, were not.
WINNER:Liam, grinning as he sharpens his potato peeler.
Shes French, and shes eccentric, Noel explained.
In response, Liamjokinglyrecruited a fan to peel a potato onstage at one of his shows.
But within three months, potato peelers would bebanned from the 2018 Parklife festival, where Liam performed.
Hes not wrong hes just an asshole!
The song is fine, but Oi tofu boy is an all-time opening to a diss tweet.
Why you such a massive cunt he asks sans punctuation.
WINNER:Yet another dub for Liam.
Say what you will about his antics, but the man is a legendary poster.
