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Why is it getting harder and harder to distinguish real life fromThe White Lotus?
And now hes joking about the whole scandal inmusic videosand threateninga comeback.
Lets unpack, shall we?
Thirteen years as best friends, soulmates, partners and then parents, Chambers writes.
October 7, 2020:Hammer takes on a new hobby: home renovation.
Do you think I had anything else better going on?
October 15, 2020:Hammers divorce gets a little murkier.
It is now several weeks into October and they have not returned.
January 1, 2021:Hammer tweetsthis.
Im not sure its relevant, but its definitely foreboding.
2020 was a cheap shot no one was expecting.
Now I know what we are up against and its time to go to war.
Know thy enemy, know thyself…. and exploit the differences.
January 13, 2021:A day later, Hammer voluntarily exits the J. Lionsgate is supporting me in this and Im grateful to them for that.
He did some things with me that I wasnt comfortable with.
I didnt feel comfortable, Vucekovich says.
She doesnt confirm the authenticity of @houseofeffies posts, but their claims are similar.
He continues, there are a few silver linings.
Like f*cking Ms. Cayman again while Im down there.
I am genuinely sorry for any confusion my foolish attempt at humor may have caused.
Still no comment on any of the cannibalism stuff, though.
I didnt even know the photos existed or what they look like, Lorenze says.
He would talk about it like a traditional BDSM relationship, but it wasnt.
This was way outside and beyond that.
One of Hammers lawyers denies the allegations, saying that any interactions with this person werecompletely consensual.
January 28, 2021:Hammerexits another project this time, Paramount+sGodfatherspinoff,The Offer.
I didnt realize how much I didnt know, she writes.
I thought that he was going to kill me, Effie says.
Hammers lawyer, Andrew Brettler, says their relationship was completely consensual.
March 29, 2021:Hammer is dropped from yet another project,The Million Dollar Spy.
April 2, 2021:… And he exits the cast of the Broadway showThe Minutes.
Thehotel in questiontellsVarietythat Hammer doesnt work there, but multiple sources argue otherwise.
He is working at the resort and selling timeshares.
He is working at a cubicle, one insider tellsVariety.
What do Hammers reps have to say about any of this?
Hedoesconfirm that the flyer is fake, though.
More soon, Im sure.
September 2, 2022:Discovery+ releases a three-part docu-seriesHouse of Hammerthat details Hammers relationships and family dynasty.
The first episode focuses on Hammers romantic relationships and how they escalated through love bombing and manipulation.
The second episode discusses Armand Hammers legacy and how the generational trauma affected the entire family.
At present, she is the only woman to publicly allege that Hammer raped her.
The way theyve been exploiting my trauma is disgusting, shesays.
We feel we actually have an obligation to tell the stories, they tell theL.A.Times.
The reality is not everyone gets onboard films.
When you are love-bombed, you receive multiple images in rapid succession, she tellsPeople.
During my time with Armie, I received numerous messages, including countless images and videos.
He opened the account in 2011.
After the allegations surfaced, he claims he attempted suicide while quarantining in the Cayman Islands in 2021.
That same year, he says Elizabeth Chambers asked her estranged husband to do a psycho-legal evaluation.
I was like, There are no words.
she tellsEllein an interview.
Chambers declines to comment on Hammers Air Mail interview, his sexual interests, or their own sex life.
Do I want my son to become this?
Would I want my daughter to stay in a relationship like this?
His camera is trained on a laptop playing a clip of a man running beside a horse.
The actors entire profile is completely scrubbed, save for the new, singular post on his grid.
When pop stars play these kinds of Instagram games, it means theyre revving up for a new era.
Its unclear if Hammers video has a hidden message, though.
Do you wanna know?
In terms of my career as an actor, Im nowhere, Hammer explains.
Im not getting jobs.
Im not getting into rooms to meet with people.
Im not a viable commodity for the entertainment industry in terms of the Hollywood system.
Im not welcome to play in that sandbox for right now.
The screenplay hes passionate about mirrors his own life, he tells the podcast.
Writing the script has been incredibly cathartic.
We took an original piece of source material that was then turned into a film.
We took that and made it much more autobiographical.
Itll definitely be an interesting double feature withHouse of Hammer.
July 14, 2024:Hammerdeniessexual-assault allegations on an episode of Bill Mahers podcast,Club Random.
They came to the conclusion that there was no evidence that any crime had been committed.
The report was glowing, according to him.
July 19, 2024:Hammer denies ever having eaten human flesh whileappearingonPiers Morgan Uncensored.
He addresses a message he sent about being a cannibal, arguing that it was not a serious admission.
Theres a part of the brain that controls cuteness aggression.
He maintains that his sexual encounters were consensual.
I mean, there wasnt even blood in the situation.
It was more like a scrape, he says.
And I took it for one last road trip … to Carmax.
This is not an ad for Carmax.
Throughout the video, Hammer emphasizes his kids.
My kids are not happy about this, he says.
Theyre like, Dad, all of our memories in the truck!
Armie Hammer with a microphone.
Dont worry… we feed him before every episode.
His first two guests are comedian Tom Arnold and Hammers mother.
He was recently cast in an independent Western filmFrontier Cubicle, perDeadline.
November 11, 2024:Hammer had a very special guest on his podcast this week, his mother.
Dru Hammer said that she gifted Armie a vasectomy for his 38th birthday.
And dont worry, she was the one bring it up on the pod.
Lets talk about what I gave you for your birthday this year, she said.
I call Armie, and I go, Armie, what would you like for your birthday this year?
And he goes, I dont know, maybe money.
And I was like, I believe Im going to give you a vasectomy.
According to Armie, the doctors give a shot to talk you out of the vasectomy before it happens.
Im like, I have two beautiful kids.
I dont want any more kids.
Im good to go, he said.
He also said the receptionist was very confused when he said his mom was paying for the vasectomy.
Maybe a card with a check next year?
The disgraced actor appeared in Georgie Leahys music video for Typical Squeeze as Kannibal Ken.
And that feels really good.
The worm is turning; it takes time, he thinks.
February 10, 2025:Podcasters be podcasting on each others pods.
You know what you have to do to actually be a cannibal?
You have to actually eat human flesh.
Everyone that I know who went hunting for their first time had to do something similar, says Hammer.
Hammer does admit to being a dick, though.
February 12, 2025:Hammer decided not to turn down one of those jobs people keep offering him.
He is starring Uwe BollsThe Dark Knight no relation to Batman.
The film also stars Costas Mandylor.
February 19, 2025:Once again, Hammer thinks were all at the Oh you rascal!
stage of his comeback.
It was hilarious, Hammer said, because I was like, you know what?
Like, women are the worst.
Gay dudes seem to have it so easy.
Like, so easy.
Do you want a blowjob in the bathroom?
And youre like, Hey, guys.
Ill be back in five minutes.
Okay, this could work.
It did physically for me absolutely nothing.
Nothing, like, not even a twitch, he said.
He reached for my dick and I responded, Youre not going to touch my flaccid penis.
Like, this is not going to happen.
But he had Grindr downloaded already?
It was hilarious… Because I was like, you know what?
Like, women are the worst.
The movie, which will now be calledCitizen Vigilante, was written and directed by Germanys Uwe Boll.
Youve heard of him.
Not on Batmans watch!
