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All right, Im going to drop a bomb, Jessel announced in her chat with Sutton.

Our season that is currently airing, we actually had to cut filming short.

Someone got put on a plane and someone got shipped to a hotel …

Someone left their passport behind?

I dunno, someone put arealcockroach on their dessert?

Karen might be wearing orange sometime soon.

And I … ooop!

Which is that Dorit is clearly the villain this season.

She added, I think its going to be a lot of Dorit versus … everyone.

Its a lot of Dorit versus Kyle, but I think its a lot of Dorit versus Sutton.

Then: no letup on the Beverly Beach entrepreneur!

Whos the biggest diva this season?

Housewife who causes the most drama this season?

It was just the worst thing I could ever say, and thats it.

Ill own it forever.

A touching moment, punctured by someone in the crowd screaming out, Hows your esophagus??

Still the same, apparently: still narrow.

But Im not getting it stretched!

Lisa Barlow says its impossible to forgive Whitney

Go off, Lisa.

When asked how her relationship with Whitney Rose is audience: Ill tell ya … not well, bitch!

she said, With Whitney, she keeps accusing me of things I dont do.

The list is endless.

The list goes on.

But pour one out for thePotomacgals.

We drink after … heavily.

Her Vida Tequila brand, presumably.

Would shewanther to come back?

If you asked me if Id rather have Monica [Garcia, a.k.a.

If I had to pick one, though, I would pick Jen hands down over Monica.

I think Jen is capable of making her future; she is a manifester.

And what does she make of reports thatJen and Elizabeth Holmes have been hanging out in prison?

I mean, thats so on-brand for Jen.

She had that likability factor, and not everybody does.

Theres a reason we all backed her for a long time.

Have no fear: Our ladies will be bringing the British chaos to the real BravoCon next year!

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