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American Riviera Orchard is renamed As Ever.

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Join us in memorializing the original title of Meghan Markles lifestyle venture upon its rebrand.

On March 14, 2024, thecurrently visible womanannounced her new venture, American Riviera Orchard,via Instagram.

TheAmerican Riviera Orchard Instagramaccount simply teases, for now, By Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex.

We came up with 51possibilities.

How John Travolta would have introduced America Ferrera at the Oscars

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MLM available exclusively at Cracker Barrel

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Penelope Disicks future Kohls fashion line

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TheManchurian Candidatephrase to activate Ina Garten

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The location for the Tortured Poets Departments annual retreat

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What they renamed the French Riviera during the Iraq War

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Vineyard that Dennis Quaid owns inThe Parent Trap

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Vineyard that Randy Quaid rules as a sovereign citizen

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Where you scientifically go when youre in a coma in Florida

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A Lana Del Rey album title

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My Wi-Fi password

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The restaurant inside Home Depot

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How theyre retheming Disney Worlds River Country after the allegedbrain-eating parasitekerfuffle

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Nikki Haleys proposed name for the border wall

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Bath & Body Works soap that smells like white grape and gives you a rash

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Eight-part unscripted Quibi series executive produced by Candace Cameron Bure that was dead on arrival

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Glenn Becks QVC line of manly paisley ties

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Venue that hosted the Catalina Wine Mixer fromStep Brothers

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The spa at Dollywood

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The ugliest shade of beige polish Opi has to offer

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How the GOP describes heaven in its marketing materials

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Sister band to Mumford & Sons

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Katy Perrys apple-cider-vinegar refinery

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Limited brand collaboration between Eve (the singer) and Eve (from the Bible)

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Hour-long Oxygen online grid drama watched only by aunts

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White Nationalist wellness podcast

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The result of a cease-and-desist from Tig Notaro

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New name of theSuitscasts group chat

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Spiced candle from Yankee Candle in your grandmothers house that makes you sneeze

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An anagram for Haircare Macaroni Driver

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Lindsey Grahams safe word

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Guy Fieris new sparkling rose

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Tom Bradys underground apocalypse bunker city

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Where theSylvanian Dramahappens

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Budget Harry & Davids gift box without the good pears

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The retirement home in Kendall Roys Living+ dystopia

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The novel your moms book club is reading that turns out to be smut

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Grape beverage product (due to FDA regulation it cannot legally be called wine or juice)

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Where they are hiding Kate Middleton

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The new room Dorit Kemsley is designing for Buca di Beppo

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A neighborhood inThe Sims 2

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Decrepit billboard for a roadside attraction in a zombie-apocalypse movie

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Applebeess in-house lorem ipsum

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Musky yet melon-inflected Tom Ford cologne sold at Target for three months in 1997

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COVID variant originating in Missouri

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Kevin CostnersHorizon: An American Saga, Chapter 26

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A Real Housewife of New Yorks season-arc skin-care line that will never be purchasable

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A strain of sativa weed that guarantees a panic-attack-to-enlightenment pipeline

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Where Timothee Chalametnonsexually picks apples

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