Weep Week
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Isnt it so cute how we let television traumatize us over and over again?
But when those heart-wrenching moments are done well, theyfeelreal.
Im sorry and also, youre welcome.
So, Ill pass on the barbecue pulled pork.
The object:StrawberriesThe show:The Last of UsAnd why are we crying ?
:The fungi zombie-apocalypse show giveth and the fungi zombie-apocalypse show taketh away.
Thats what love in the time of fungi will do to a person.
The object:A SharpieThe show:LostAnd why are we crying?
:To watchLostis to know pain.
Sun and Jin!!
), and thats why I attempt to avoid Sharpies at all costs.
The object:CarrotsThe show:Friday Night LightsAnd why are we crying?
:Honestly, fuck carrots.
What have carrots ever done for us anyway?
Oh, give us plenty of vitamin A to help foster good eye health?
The object:A blue Post-it noteThe show:Greys AnatomyAnd why are we crying?
And that Post-it note remained a part of their lore from that day on.
I mean, it literally hung over their bed.
She looks at it and remembers the loss and the love, and so do we.
And thats why I never use blue Post-it notes to this very day.
They probably should just stop manufacturing them altogether.
The object:A green sweaterThe show:Halt and Catch FireAnd why are we crying?
They go off on an adventure to try and steal it back, but to no avail.
you might see him stewing over it for the entire episode.
He feels helpless and useless.
He has failed at making things better for Gordons daughters.
And then he has to summon all that strength once again to hold himself together afterward.
I sob just thinking about it; thank God sweaters are so absorbent.
The object:Duct tapeThe show:For All MankindAnd why are we crying?
:Admittedly, if you dont watchFor All Mankind, the duct-tape scene willsound absolutely wild out of context.
If youre like,Huh?
No one could survive that.
Well, youre right!
Thanks for bringing it up.
The object:A red tracksuit jacketThe show:The O.C.And why are we crying?
:Yeah, yeah, Marissas death.
Yeah, yeah,mmm whatcha say?But what about Kirstens intervention, people?
The season-two scene is burned into my brain.
It is so affecting partly because Ryan basically says he doesnt want to lose another mom to alcoholism.
(Kirsten is a mom to him, it will never not make me emotional!!)
Seth, in his red zip-up and that look of sadness and concern in his eyes?
And then everyone hugs?!
The object:A bus-stop benchThe show:FleabagAnd why are we crying?
Its very thoughtful of benches!
Its me, Im the woman.
The object:A Discman and headphonesThe show:E.R.And why are we crying?
The object:Blue astronaut suitsThe show:Station ElevenAnd why are we crying?
My house is strictly a white-astronaut-suit house, understand?
Crying in your spacesuit?
That would just be insane.
The object:A Toyota PriusThe show:Six Feet UnderAnd why are we crying?
I cannot!)
Thanks, Bravermans, for ruining family outings to pizza parlors for the rest of us.
The object:Literally any Amtrak signageThe show:The AmericansAnd why are we crying?
:yo, Im begging you, never sit near me if were on an Amtrak train together.
The object:Stupid little kids lunch box!!!
!The show:Jane the VirginAnd why are we crying?
:Mommy, why are you crying?
And then I would be like, THATS NOT EVEN THE POINT, KEVIN!
GO TO YOUR ROOM!
